Not a Toe Tapper, But Close

[Hoss]

in re: Sanford on Clinton/Lewinsky

The ones who bellow the loudest in outrage are usually the ones doing the same thing.

And of course this morning someone sent me an email titled 'Sanford and Sin' and the theme song to 'Sanford and Son' immediately entered my brain...ahhh!!!!

[Conan71]

And of course this morning someone sent me an email titled 'Sanford and Sin' and the theme song to 'Sanford and Son' immediately entered my brain...ahhh!!!!

"LAMONT!!!!" "Quit diddlin' yo Aunt Esther!!!"

[FOTD]

Where's her pic? Can't wait.....

COLBERT!

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/231842/june-24-2009/mark-sanford-does-something-interesting

[Conan71]

Looked like Colbert was channelling Letterman at the start of that clip

[FOTD]

Looked like Colbert was channelling Letterman at the start of that clip

The Rigid Barbarian is still hitting on that stupid Palin whining?

Next we'll find out the Argentina Babe was a nazi.

The linkage between these holy rolling right wing freaks is humorous.

LARRY CRAIG: I DID NOT MEET GOVERNOR SANFORD IN BUENOS AIRES

"I am not his Maria."

http://www.legitgov.org/shulman_craig_not_meet_sanford_250609.html
Satire by R J Shulman
COLUMBIA, South Carolina - (PTSD News) - Idaho Senator Larry Craig is denying rumors that he was the object of Governor Mark Sanford's affections in Argentina. The South Carolina governor admitted today that he has had a yearlong affair with a woman in Argentina. South Carolina's largest newspaper, The State, published alleged e-mail exchanges between Governor Sanford and the woman named Maria. "I love my wife, I am not gay, and I abhor the bathrooms at that Buenos Aires Airport," Craig told reporters in Boise today after the news broke that he may be romantically involved with Sanford. "While I sometimes I go by the name of Maria," Craig said. "I am not his Maria."

Governor Sanford admitted in a news conference that he had escaped to Argentina to participate in an extramarital affair over Father's Day weekend, abandoning his wife and four children. "I thought it was strange that Sanford admitted an affair with a mysterious woman so quickly," said political analyst Frank Billious, "the fact that this so-called woman has not surfaced adds to the suspicion that Sanford has not come clean. Now, if he claimed he went to Argentina to meet with some old Nazis who had escaped there from Germany, I would believe that of a Republican -- but not that he was meeting a woman."

The Post Times Sun Dispatch has obtained flight records from Aerolineas Argentinas and discovered that a Maria L. Craig flew from Minneapolis to Buenos Aires on the same day Governor Sanford left South Carolina for South America. Adding to the rumor that Craig is involved with Sanford is the word of Raul Talamante, a washroom attendant at the Buenos Aires Airport who claims to have seen Craig and Sanford emerge from a bathroom stall. "There was some mighty tapping going on in there," Talamante said, "I thought the pipes were going to explode."

If Governor Sanford is telling the truth, he will be only the second Republican politician of the many who have been unfaithful to their wives to have had an affair with someone of the opposite sex.

"There may be some hope for the GOP," said RNC Chairman Michael Steele, "in that we may have finally purged the party of homosexuals."



25 June 2009

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[Conan71]

Didn't have a thing to do with Palin.  I'm a fan of Colbert.  Re-watch the first 30 secs, all of Letterman's mannerisms.  Might be his haircut that started that comparison for me.

[FOTD]

http://www.twirlit.com/2009/06/25/maria-belen-shapur-photo/
Hottest search term on Google as of 3 p.m.: "maria belen shapur photo"

[Conan71]

Here's his mysterious love interest

[Hoss]

Here's his mysterious love interest

*chortle*...

[FOTD]

24 hours later, still no pic? Hmmmm....watch, she's really a tranny.

[FOTD]

NOW HE'S UP SH!T CREEK!
Governor Used State's Money to Visit Lover
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/26/us/26sanford.html?_r=1&th&emc=th

[Cats Cats Cats]

NOW HE'S UP SH!T CREEK!
Governor Used State's Money to Visit Lover
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/26/us/26sanford.html?_r=1&th&emc=th

Wow.. he better resign.

[Conan71]

Would you be saying that if he were a Dim?

My original thought was he'd used tax payer money to go spend father's day weekend away from his kids with his Argentinian trollop until I read the body of the story.  If he had an affair which was incidental to his trade mission in Argentina earlier in the year and it was a legit business trip, I don't see the big deal.  If you are going to apply the standard that anyone who cheats while on a business trip should lose their job, the corporate world would collapse.

Now, if it can be proved that he created an official business trip to go bang this woman like a screen door in a tornado and bilked taxpayers out of the cost, he needs to be removed from office and prosecuted.

[Hoss]

Would you be saying that if he were a Dim?

Hell, I'd be saying that if he was from the planet Xenu...

The problem was the quote he made about President Clinton and saying he needed to resign during the DressGate scandal.  Makes him look a little hypocritical, dontcha think?

Those living in glass houses, you know...

[Conan71]

Hell, I'd be saying that if he was from the planet Xenu...

The problem was the quote he made about President Clinton and saying he needed to resign during the DressGate scandal.  Makes him look a little hypocritical, dontcha think?

Those living in glass houses, you know...

Try again Hoss, you are smarter than that.

"Hypocrisy" the cornerstone of partisan politics.  If we applied a standard of removing all hypocrites from politics, our political system would become a vacuum.

President Clinton lowered the bar of the public moral expectation for all leaders.  If Clinton didn't resign, why should Sanford?