News:

Long overdue maintenance happening. See post in the top forum.

Main Menu

King of Pop is Dead!

Started by Cherish, June 25, 2009, 07:42:13 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

FOTD

Reports are saying he was %75 bald, weighed 112 lbs., and had an empty stomach except for a few pills.

Money can't buy happiness.....not even sure MJ could rent happiness with all his fame. Sad ....

Conan71

"Skeletal" is one adjective which supposedly escaped the autopsy suite.  Smoking Gun released his booking record for the molestation trial and listed height and weight as 5'11" and 120 Lbs. as I recall.  Surprised he made it this long, honestly.
"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first" -Ronald Reagan

cannon_fodder

Wow.

Vicadin &  Demerol.  Xanax &  Prosaic.

Sad, I agree.
- - - - - - - - -
I crush grooves.

FOTD


Conan71

Poor guy was surrounded by dooshes & scoundrels.  His dad was hawking some new record company project he's involved with outside the BET awards last night.  That was after he said (loose paraphrase) the Jackson family was mourning because they lost the world's biggest star, corrected himself and said 'superstar'.

I think Joe Jackson is one of FOTD's friends.
"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first" -Ronald Reagan

FOTD

Quote from: Conan71 on June 29, 2009, 04:29:27 PM
Poor guy was surrounded by dooshes & scoundrels.  His dad was hawking some new record company project he's involved with outside the BET awards last night.  That was after he said (loose paraphrase) the Jackson family was mourning because they lost the world's biggest star, corrected himself and said 'superstar'.

I think Joe Jackson is one of FOTD's friends.


Katherine Jackson just filed to become the executor of Michael Jackson's Estate saying that there was no will. The only thing is that there is a will that Jackson's attorney, resepected entertainment lawyer John Branca will file with the court.

"It is expect that Al Sharpton will claim that there is a conspiracy that whitey is about to take away Jacko's assets away from his family." Conan




Conan71

Did you see Michael's kids?  They look like angry white young people in the making to me.
"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first" -Ronald Reagan

Breadburner

The Autopsy has revealed food poisoning as the actual cause of death from eating an 8 year old weiner....
 

Hoss

Quote from: Breadburner on July 01, 2009, 10:14:30 AM
The Autopsy has revealed food poisoning as the actual cause of death from eating an 8 year old weiner....

Doh!

Conan71

That one's going to leave a mark.
"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first" -Ronald Reagan

Breadburner

Jackson was reportedly stressed from having to quit the cub scouts as he was up to pack a day.....
 

Hoss

Quote from: Breadburner on July 01, 2009, 02:16:33 PM
Jackson was reportedly stressed from having to quit the cub scouts as he was up to pack a day.....

Ok, get it over with and just tell us all you have a million of em!

Harhar.

guido911

Okay, I'm sure most have seen this Sharton bump and grind at the Apollo:



That's how you honor the king of pop, eh Reverend?
Someone get Hoss a pacifier.

Conan71

In related news, Billy Mays' family has released a statement that Billy will NOT be attending any memorial services for Michael Jackson.
"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first" -Ronald Reagan

Breadburner

What do Michael Jackson and Caviar have in common....?...They both come on little white crackers.....