Coburn's Brain

[FOTD]

These people are genuine idiots! How'd they ever get elected in the first place? This must be Oklahoma where only %23 of high schoolers know the name of our first President .

http://thinkprogress.org/2009/09/19/coburn-schwartz-pornography/

SCHWARTZ: But it is my observation that boys at that age have less tolerance for homosexuality than just about any other class of people. They speak badly about homosexuality. And that's because they don't want to be that way. They don't want to fall into it. And that's a good instinct. After all, homosexuality, we know, studies have been done by the National Institute of Health to try to prove that its genetic and all those studies have proved its not genetic. Homosexuality is inflicted on people.

Schwartz then recalled "a very good friend" of his "who was in the homosexual lifestyle for a long time," saying that he "had good conversations about, about the malady that he suffered." He then relayed "an astonishingly insightful remark" his friend had made about the relationship between pornography and being gay:

SCHWARTZ: And one of the things that he said to me, that I think is an astonishingly insightful remark. He said, "all pornography is homosexual pornography because all pornography turns your sexual drive inwards. Now think about that. And if you, if you tell an 11-year-old boy about that, do you think he's going to want to go out and get a copy of Playboy? I'm pretty sure he'll lose interest. That's the last thing he wants." You know, that's a, that's a good comment. It's a good point and it's a good thing to teach young people.


This is dangerous thought process....and he runs Coburn's world. WEIRD!

[Cats Cats Cats]

I guess if some of the gay people on the board want to turn straight we know the answer.  Watch a ton of gay porn.  If straight porn turns you gay then gay porn turns you straight.  According to the SCHWARTZ

[sgrizzle]

I'm pretty sure at 11 I would've loved to have a copy of playboy..

Just saying..

So are all Narcissists gay? I'm just trying to keep track.

[Cats Cats Cats]

I guess that explains why everybody reads Playboy just for the articles.

[Conan71]

I guess that explains why everybody reads Playboy just for the articles.

Why?  Was there some other reason to buy it?

[Cats Cats Cats]

Why?  Was there some other reason to buy it?

I can tell by your total lack of interest in looking at naked women that you are the straightest man on this board (according to Schwartz)

[Townsend]

I can tell by your total lack of interest in looking at naked women that you are the straightest man on this board (according to Schwartz)

He even named his guard dog Butch.

[swake]

I guess if some of the gay people on the board want to turn straight we know the answer.  Watch a ton of gay porn.  If straight porn turns you gay then gay porn turns you straight.  According to the SCHWARTZ

I thought it was the WNBA that gave you the gays

[cannon_fodder]

SCHWARTZ: But it is my observation that boys at that age have less tolerance for homosexuality than just about any other class of people. They speak badly about homosexuality. And that's because they don't want to be that way. They don't want to fall into it. And that's a good instinct. After all, homosexuality . . . . is inflicted on people.

Awesome.

1) We can tell something is bad because 11 year old boys will be against it.   Like kissing girls, skinny dipping with girls, or a stiff bourbon.   Based on the "what 11 year old boys think goes" rule I will destroy my gay-inspiring awesomely heterosexual porn stash and pick up some totally non-gay Pokemon cards. 

2) I'm glad my fear of catching the gay has been verified.  But I'm afraid I've been going about it all wrong.  I thought straight porn and vigorous heterosexual activities would inoculate me from the gay.  I fear I've horribly infected myself and he doesn't give me any hint of a cure!

3) If pornography teaches us to look inward for sex.  And looking inward for sex causes the gay.  Then what we need to do is teach small children to look for sex outwardly to prevent them from catching the gay.  Which kinda goes against the whole abstinence only thing.

I got it!  What we COULD do is arrange sexual encounters between these young boys and older distinguished men.  That way they would have real sexual encounters, gay sexual encounters.  They wouldn't have to look inward for sex and wouldn't have to look at porn and wouldn't be exposed to heterosexual ways.  Then, we'd have less gay in the world.

It all makes sense.  In a totally bat-smile crazy kind of way.  Well no, not even then.


Side note:  think of three atrocities committed in the name of, or purporting to advance religion.  Think of three atrocities committed in the name of, or purporting to advance homosexuality.   Which is more dangerous (Mrs. Kern)?

[dbacks fan]

I got it!  What we COULD do is arrange sexual encounters between these young boys and older distinguished men.  That way they would have real sexual encounters, gay sexual encounters.  They wouldn't have to look inward for sex and wouldn't have to look at porn and wouldn't be exposed to heterosexual ways.  Then, we'd have less gay in the world.

Wasn't there a large religious orginazation that tried this?   

[Conan71]

Awesome.

1) We can tell something is bad because 11 year old boys will be against it.   Like kissing girls, skinny dipping with girls, or a stiff bourbon.   Based on the "what 11 year old boys think goes" rule I will destroy my gay-inspiring awesomely heterosexual porn stash and pick up some totally non-gay Pokemon cards. 

2) I'm glad my fear of catching the gay has been verified.  But I'm afraid I've been going about it all wrong.  I thought straight porn and vigorous heterosexual activities would inoculate me from the gay.  I fear I've horribly infected myself and he doesn't give me any hint of a cure!

3) If pornography teaches us to look inward for sex.  And looking inward for sex causes the gay.  Then what we need to do is teach small children to look for sex outwardly to prevent them from catching the gay.  Which kinda goes against the whole abstinence only thing.

I got it!  What we COULD do is arrange sexual encounters between these young boys and older distinguished men.  That way they would have real sexual encounters, gay sexual encounters.  They wouldn't have to look inward for sex and wouldn't have to look at porn and wouldn't be exposed to heterosexual ways.  Then, we'd have less gay in the world.

It all makes sense.  In a totally bat-smile crazy kind of way.  Well no, not even then.


Side note:  think of three atrocities committed in the name of, or purporting to advance religion.  Think of three atrocities committed in the name of, or purporting to advance homosexuality.   Which is more dangerous (Mrs. Kern)?

So, at what point after leading my hedonistic hetero lifestyle will I start feeling gay? 

[cannon_fodder]

So, at what point after leading my hedonistic hetero lifestyle will I start feeling gay? 

I'm not sure when it will be inflicted upon you.  I only know that it will.   

[Conan71]

I'm not sure when it will be inflicted upon you.  I only know that it will.   

I think it may have started, see Townsend's post above.

[cannon_fodder]

And then there's the biker shorts . . .

[Conan71]

I haven't started downloading Broadway show tunes off iTunes yet and I don't have a thing for Judy Garland