North Tulsa to Get Grocery Store

[Townsend]

Goes to prove the human stomach can handle almost anything.

I think some of the McRib is human stomach

[Conan71]

Then what is, dare I ask, in a McRib?

I'm pretty sure it's the same stuff in a shltburger.

[Townsend]

I'm pretty sure it's the same stuff in a shltburger.

I believe that is one of the ingredients in the bun.

[Conan71]

I believe that is one of the ingredients in the bun.

Morbid curiosity made me peek.  34 ingredients in a McDonald's bun?  Really?  You can make a great bun with 6 ingredients or less.  All ingredients without acronyms.

[Townsend]

Morbid curiosity made me peek.  34 ingredients in a McDonald's bun?  Really?  You can make a great bun with 6 ingredients or less.  All ingredients without acronyms.

But can your buns stay fresh for 75 years?

[dbacksfan 2.0]

Morbid curiosity made me peek.  34 ingredients in a McDonald's bun?  Really?  You can make a great bun with 6 ingredients or less.  All ingredients without acronyms.

Rember the old saying, "Making life better through chemistry"

[Conan71]

But can your buns stay fresh for 75 years?

They have so far for 48 1/2.

[Townsend]

They have so far for 48 1/2.

I held back the follow up comment.

[Conan71]

I held back the follow up comment.

Something about stinky cheese?

[Townsend]

Something about stinky cheese?

Meat in the buns

[Conan71]

Meat in the buns

You force me to rip off your image once again

[Gaspar]

IIRC Arizona does not allow any food that is prepared and sold to be purchased with a SNAP card. You could go to Papa Murphy's and buy a pizza because it's not cooked on premise, but you can't got to Papa John's and buy one. The only work around is if you were to go to Albertson's you can't get a rotisserie chicken in the deli, but you can once they put it in the cold case as a marked down. Same if you went to a convenience store, you can't get the hot dog off the roller, but you can get a cold prepackaged sandwich.

If you walk into an Arizona convenience store with your EBT card, you can purchase whatever you want, as long as the clerk is willing to sell it to you.  Same with underage folks buying beer, the only difference is that there is a much higher chance that you will get caught selling beer to a minor than selling a hot burrito to a mother with her two kids.

It is in the best interest of the police to enforce drug and alcohol laws because their success is measured by their ability to reduce such crime. However, for the USDA/FNS, the more money that flows through the SNAP program, the more money they receive.  For the retailer, accepting SNAP/EBT for unqualified items is as attractive as it is to the USDA/FNS to ignore it.  Both groups benefit.  It falls on law enforcement to catch fraudulent SNAP and EBT transactions through physical stings, and because it is considered a victimless crime, enforcement is not a very high priority.  

[Townsend]

You force me to rip off your image once again

Love that monkey

[Conan71]

Love that monkey

That's what SHE said!

[Townsend]

That's what SHE said!

Just before she took a bite out of it wrapped up in a bun with McRib-wich sauce all over it.