Stupidity on the internet meets here

[sgrizzle]

I'm getting addicted to responding to people on Yahoo Answers. With questions like "If I have sex while pregnant will it get my baby pregnant," "Will getting married keep me from wanting to wear women's clothes" and "How can I apply eyeshadow to my cat?" you can't help from gawk and I found out if you gawk long enough, eventually you give in and start responding.

http://answers.yahoo.com/

[Townsend]

"How can I apply eyeshadow to my cat?"

Well?

[sgrizzle]

Well?

No official answer has been chosen on that one yet. How about some other questions asked this morning:




Here's a computer question:

wen we restror d windows sm program come,which we have uninstalled & we cant uninstall them.help 2 uninstall.?

Here's a typical teenager question:

ok i had my last period march 23rd and i had sex with my boyfriend on april 4th and the 6th and we didn't have protection both times and i talked to my friend who had a baby and she said its a very high chance that i could end up pregnant..im not scared but i am scared to tell my parents cause im 16 ill be 17 this year but still...i know im young and it might sound stupid but i want to have a baby and by my boyfriend i don't care what people think of me cause if i do end up pregnant im keeping the baby no matter what and well i asked my boyfriend if i do end up pregnant would having the baby kill me and he said it could cause of how small i am im like 105lbs and sometimes im 98lbs it goes up and down...but i want to know if there is a very high chance i could end up pregnant and do you think it could kill me with being so small im like 5,1 and either 105lbs or 98lbs i have friends younger than me one has a 1 year old and she just turned 16 and the other one is 14 or 15 and is 9 months already...im excited to find out if im going to be a mommy or not in a way i hope i am just because i want a baby i know it wont be easy and i know im only tying my self down but i don't care...ive baby sat babies alot ive had them all night and all day i know that's way different than having your own baby cause you not giving your baby back like you can baby sitting....ive been thinking bout this alot cause i know my whole family will be so disappointed in me but this is my life people make mistakes but having a baby for me wont be one cause my baby wont be a mistake just not waiting long enough will be but i was wanting a baby at 17 or 18 so....i know you guys wont understand why i want a baby now but i do i love kids and if i could i would adopted..i don't want you guys to think of me as another one of those girls who are 16 and pregnant and say what a whore or something cause my dad told me if i ever get pregnant he wouldn't be able to look at me cause he would only see me as a hoe...me and my boyfriend are in love and we talked bout this he has a one year old daughter already and she is so cute her name is angela and i love her she is adorable....and please for the people who will just Judge me please don't give me advice i want advice from someone who wont think of me as a whore....thanks for reading this and helping for anyone who does.

[Townsend]

Here's a typical teenager question:

wow

[Conan71]

She makes a perfect case for involuntary sterilization.

[Conan71]

"What exactly do the police have to catch you with to charge you with growing marijuana?
Please help! Not for me, I have a bet with someone!"

Um yeah, surrrre you do!

[custosnox]

If receving assistance from the government can I still go to check out houses with my mother in another state?

makes you wonder if they are calling parol government assistance now

[SXSW]

Stupidity on the internet is evident on any newspaper/news site comments section including our esteemed Tulsa World...

[Hoss]

Stupidity on the internet is evident on any newspaper/news site comments section including our esteemed Tulsa World...

ESPECIALLY on the World!

[custosnox]

ESPECIALLY on the World!

I don't know, comments on yahoo news get pretty bad.  Though it's amazing about how a story about a cat rescue can turn into a political debate

[Townsend]

Though it's amazing about how a story about a cat rescue can turn into a political debate

Have you taken note of the drift on this particular site?

We can take cat to political to universal health to space travel to multiple religions to foot fetish back to cat in 10 posts.

[custosnox]

Have you taken note of the drift on this particular site?

We can take cat to political to universal health to space travel to multiple religions to foot fetish back to cat in 10 posts.

Yeah, but here we have variety.  On yahoo comments it seems to be "hey look, an eartquake in Baja, Obama's health care bill is bringing the end of the world".  And it seems that EVERYTHING goes to a political argument within the first page, some how or another.

[Townsend]

Yeah, but here we have variety.  On yahoo comments it seems to be "hey look, an eartquake in Baja, Obama's health care bill is bringing the end of the world".  And it seems that EVERYTHING goes to a political argument within the first page, some how or another.

yes well, enough of that.  back to the cat.  Anyone got anything on the cat and eye shadow?  Peaches needs some prettying up pronto.

[custosnox]

yes well, enough of that.  back to the cat.  Anyone got anything on the cat and eye shadow?  Peaches needs some prettying up pronto.

Step 1: check to make sure the batteries in the tazer are fresh.

[Conan71]

Have you taken note of the drift on this particular site?

We can take cat to political to universal health to space travel to multiple religions to foot fetish back to cat in 10 posts.

You left out the obligatory invocation of Marshall's in about 60% of all threads