Miss USA pageant getting sassy

[Townsend]

So I come across an article about how the Miss USA pageant is getting angry letters about "suggestive bedroom pictures" of the contestants.

Of course that got my attention.

It's not that it made me give a rodent's buttocks about it but I did go look.

http://www.missuniverse.com/missusa/members/contestants

They have a "quick bio" of each contestant...HA...like we care. 

Remember to vote.  You'll help fulfill these young ladies' dreams of becoming whatever they are becoming.

[jiminy]

It sort of looks like Miss Oklahoma and Miss Massachusetts are the same person