Listen Up Jack-Wagons! New Geico Commercial

[Conan71]

I guess you could call me mildly obsessed with the salty off-color remarks by R. Lee Ermey over the years

[Gaspar]

I wish there was an un-rated version.  I still have his Full Metal Jacket speech on my iPod.

[custosnox]

I wish there was an un-rated version.  I still have his Full Metal Jacket speech on my iPod.

Might have to get that from ya, I lost it when my old phone decided it was tired of life and commited phone suicide.

[Gaspar]

Bad thing is when I leave my iPod on shuffle in my office and go to lunch.  Sometimes I get back to a group of very upset co-workers.

[Gaspar]

WARNING!!!

[Conan71]

"You gotta be shitting me Pyle!"

[Gaspar]

How do you do that without cracking up?

[DolfanBob]

Did your mommie not pay enough attention to you ?
And why arent you stomping the living sh** out of Pvt. Pyle ?
Ya gotta love R.Lee.

[sgrizzle]

I wish I could have him on a GPS..

"TURN LEFT YOU MAGGOT!"

I thought it was excellent casting to make him Dr House's father too.

[Gaspar]

I wish I could have him on a GPS..

"TURN LEFT YOU MAGGOT!"

I thought it was excellent casting to make him Dr House's father too.

The female voice on my GPS is already condescending enough!

"Heavy sigh. . .Recalculating?!?"

[guido911]

Here's another Geico gem:

[buckeye]

R. Lee Ermey GPS!  Fantastic.

I still wish NOAA weather radio would have Max Headroom read the forecasts and warnings.

[DolfanBob]

R. Lee Ermey GPS!  Fantastic.

I still wish NOAA weather radio would have Max Headroom read the forecasts and warnings.

Or maybe KMODs Dick Slexik.

[guido911]

Here's one with Randy Johnson:

[AngieB]

This one is my favorite.