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Started by waterboy, July 19, 2010, 12:26:28 PM

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waterboy

Saw this on late nite TV Saturday.

MY NAME IS NOSAK. I'M A GAWD FEARIN', GUN LOVIN' CONSERVATIVE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR. GAWD FEARIN', GUN LOVIN' CONSERVATIVE. (repeated vigorously to fill 15 second spots).

It could have been part of a Saturday Night Live skit. There was more, stuff about cleaning up politicians who are stealing and corrupt. And I have to admit I watched it over and over again out of fascination. His show actually has sponsors now and is somewhat interesting.

Where is the Vodka at 2am in the morning...got to keep it under the bed. ;)

Conan71

Quote from: waterboy on July 19, 2010, 12:26:28 PM
Saw this on late nite TV Saturday.

MY NAME IS NOSAK. I'M A GAWD FEARIN', GUN LOVIN' CONSERVATIVE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR. GAWD FEARIN', GUN LOVIN' CONSERVATIVE. (repeated vigorously to fill 15 second spots).

It could have been part of a Saturday Night Live skit. There was more, stuff about cleaning up politicians who are stealing and corrupt. And I have to admit I watched it over and over again out of fascination. His show actually has sponsors now and is somewhat interesting.

Where is the Vodka at 2am in the morning...got to keep it under the bed. ;)

Trying to say it was so bad it would almost make you take a head-long dive into a tree shredder?
"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first" -Ronald Reagan

Gaspar

Have you seen the ads for the chain of Laser Eye clinics he is opening?

"HI MY NAME IS NOSAK, I WANT TO FIX YOUR EYES.  I ALWAYS WANTED A LASER GUN.  NOW I GOT ONE."
When attacked by a mob of clowns, always go for the juggler.

waterboy

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I have seen his signs around town so folks must like his message. And Oklahoma is made of such characters. Would be fun to see him take his "chainsaw" theatrics to OKC.

Oh, wait...I forgot to add he was standing in front of an American flag. A 60ft flag hanging from a crane and draped onto the ground (isn't that a mistake in flag protocol?). I'd rather see his ad though than some of the slickly produced, non party affiliated, "look at my family" ads the others run. He definitely wins the "I'm the most conservative candidate" war. GAWD FEARIN', GUN LOVIN' CONSERVATIVE!. Great bumper sticker too.

Gaspar

Quote from: waterboy on July 19, 2010, 02:06:30 PM
I have seen his signs around town so folks must like his message. And Oklahoma is made of such characters. Would be fun to see him take his "chainsaw" theatrics to OKC.

Oh, wait...I forgot to add he was standing in front of an American flag. A 60ft flag hanging from a crane and draped onto the ground (isn't that a mistake in flag protocol?). I'd rather see his ad though than some of the slickly produced, non party affiliated, "look at my family" ads the others run. He definitely wins the "I'm the most conservative candidate" war. GAWD FEARIN', GUN LOVIN' CONSERVATIVE!. Great bumper sticker too.

My Dad always taught me that "A person's intelligence is inversely proportional to the number of bumper stickers on their vehicle." 


When attacked by a mob of clowns, always go for the juggler.