Eureka Springs, AR

[Hoss]

I have a question that may need a lawyer's opinion - if a man and wife divorce in Arkansas, are they still cousins?

What do you call the wreath put up on the door in Arkansas at Christmas-time...

It's up all year.  It's called the family tree...

[Conan71]

You know what qualifies as foreplay in Arkansas?

"Nice tooth!"

[nathanm]

True story:

Kid in rural Arkansas has a wooden eye. The school dance is coming up, so he asks a girl if she'll go to the dance with him. She says "oh would I, would I!" So he just says "Oh hare lip, hare lip."

(yeah, I'm not so good at the whole joke telling thing)

[Townsend]

(yeah, I'm not so good at the whole joke telling thing)

I agree.  I know that joke and it used to be pretty funny until you destoyed it.  There may have been some collateral damage from it...you most likely made a few unrelated jokes un-funny as well.

[nathanm]

I agree.  I know that joke and it used to be pretty funny until you destoyed it.  There may have been some collateral damage from it...you most likely made a few unrelated jokes un-funny as well.

I aim to please.

[Townsend]

I aim to please.

I say we nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

[Smokinokie]

I say we nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

For the win!