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I might be moving to Anguilla soon...


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« Reply #30 on: August 23, 2010, 09:16:24 pm »
Quote from: heironymouspasparagus on August 23, 2010, 08:53:09 pm
I have a question that may need a lawyer's opinion - if a man and wife divorce in Arkansas, are they still cousins?


What do you call the wreath put up on the door in Arkansas at Christmas-time...

It's up all year.  It's called the family tree...
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Global warming isn't real because it was cold today.  Also great news: world famine is over because I just ate - Stephen Colbert.

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« Reply #31 on: August 24, 2010, 08:49:27 am »
You know what qualifies as foreplay in Arkansas?

"Nice tooth!"
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« Reply #32 on: August 24, 2010, 08:59:14 am »
True story:

Kid in rural Arkansas has a wooden eye. The school dance is coming up, so he asks a girl if she'll go to the dance with him. She says "oh would I, would I!" So he just says "Oh hare lip, hare lip."

(yeah, I'm not so good at the whole joke telling thing)
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"Labor is prior to and independent of capital. Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if labor had not first existed. Labor is the superior of capital, and deserves much the higher consideration" --Abraham Lincoln
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« Reply #33 on: August 24, 2010, 09:24:42 am »
Quote from: nathanm on August 24, 2010, 08:59:14 am

(yeah, I'm not so good at the whole joke telling thing)

I agree.  I know that joke and it used to be pretty funny until you destoyed it.  There may have been some collateral damage from it...you most likely made a few unrelated jokes un-funny as well.
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« Reply #34 on: August 24, 2010, 09:28:12 am »
Quote from: Townsend on August 24, 2010, 09:24:42 am
I agree.  I know that joke and it used to be pretty funny until you destoyed it.  There may have been some collateral damage from it...you most likely made a few unrelated jokes un-funny as well.
I aim to please.
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"Labor is prior to and independent of capital. Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if labor had not first existed. Labor is the superior of capital, and deserves much the higher consideration" --Abraham Lincoln
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« Reply #35 on: August 24, 2010, 09:33:21 am »
Quote from: nathanm on August 24, 2010, 09:28:12 am
I aim to please.

I say we nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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« Reply #36 on: August 24, 2010, 12:21:36 pm »
Quote from: Townsend on August 24, 2010, 09:33:21 am
I say we nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


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