Global Warming/Climate Change/Global Weirding?

[Hoss]

Which you have used often enough that I no longer accept any data you post without independent verification.

Reminds me of this:

"There are lies, there are damned lies, then there are statistics"....

[heironymouspasparagus]

Which you have used often enough that I no longer accept any data you post without independent verification.

Oh, and by the way...I am hurt to the quick!!  What a cruel thought to have let alone express in public!!!




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Better?

[Red Arrow]

Oh, and by the way...I am hurt to the quick!!  What a cruel thought to have let alone express in public!!!
(LOL)
Better?

I do not expect my rejection of any data you post to affect you in the least.  It was merely a notification that you have cried wolf once too often.  That story has been around long enough that it should not be affected by your Alzheimer's.

[heironymouspasparagus]

I do not expect my rejection of any data you post to affect you in the least.  It was merely a notification that you have cried wolf once too often.  That story has been around long enough that it should not be affected by your Alzheimer's.

What?  I never cry wolf.  I just report the facts.  Sometimes with a little literary exaggeration for effect...

[Red Arrow]

What?  I never cry wolf.  I just report the facts.  Sometimes with a little literary exaggeration for effect...

Whatever.

[dbacks fan]

  Sometimes with a little literary exaggeration for effect...

Work for Faux News do ya?

[patric]

The world's first hybrid sharks have been discovered in substantial numbers off the coast of Australia, and scientists say it may be an indication the creatures are adapting to climate change.

http://lightyears.blogs.cnn.com/2012/01/02/scientists-dozens-of-hybrid-sharks-found-off-australia/?npt=NP1

[Conan71]

The world's first hybrid sharks have been discovered in substantial numbers off the coast of Australia, and scientists say it may be an indication the creatures are adapting to climate change.

http://lightyears.blogs.cnn.com/2012/01/02/scientists-dozens-of-hybrid-sharks-found-off-australia/?npt=NP1

I saw that story on the tele this morning.

It could just as easily simply mean that one breed of shark mated with another.  Ever consider that?

[Gaspar]

The McRib is no longer available at McDonalds after January. . .

. . .it may be the result of climate change.

[heironymouspasparagus]

Work for Faux News do ya?

I certainly could - but that would mean making the gigantic leap from literary license to full blown (and I do mean blown!) lying.  Just not my style.

[heironymouspasparagus]

I saw that story on the tele this morning.

It could just as easily simply mean that one breed of shark mated with another.  Ever consider that?

End of the world stuff.... dogs and cats living together...

[guido911]

The McRib is no longer available at McDonalds after January. . .

. . .it may be the result of climate change.

I blame Bush.

[Teatownclown]

I blame Fuckishima.....

[Gaspar]

Do the sharks have freaking laser beams on their heads?

[Gaspar]

BREAKING: Attention Liberals Global Warming, Climate Change, Global Weirding, Global Climate Catastrophe is now to be referred to as Global Climate Disruption.

That is all.

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/jamesdelingpole/100054012/global-warming-is-dead-long-live-er-global-climate-disruption/

President Obama's Climate Czar John Holdren is very excited about this new term because it fits very well into conversation at dinner parties where they serve small glasses of champaign, eat toast-points with cucumber and discuss the weather.

I like this new term because it's friendly and unassuming.  The concept of "disruption" almost promises a return to normalcy.  It's like a cloud has simply moved in front of our satellite dish and the picture has gone a little wonky but will return soon.

I have big hopes for the new Global Climate Disruption.