Taking protesting into your own hands

[RecycleMichael]

http://www.borowitzreport.com/2010/09/17/delaware-masturbators-march-against-odonnell/

Delaware Masturbators March Against O'Donnell
Largest Pro-wanking Demonstration in History


WILMINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – Galvanized by Republican senatorial nominee Christine O'Donnell's anti-masturbation stance, masturbators from across the state converged on Wilmington today in what some are calling the largest pro-wanking protest in American history. Carrying signs reading, "O'Donnell: Hands Off Our Masturbation," the angry masturbators clogged downtown Wilmington, stopping traffic for blocks.

Harley Farger, a leading Delaware masturbator and planner of the Million Masturbators March, said it was difficult to organize masturbators "because they're used to acting alone." Mr. Farger, the executive director of the pro-monkey-spanking group MasturNation, said that the "wank and file" of his organization believe that masturbation is an inalienable right guaranteed by the Constitution. "Our country was founded by rugged individualists," he said.  "And you know what individualists like to do."

He said that Ms. O'Donnell's anti-whacking position was "ill-timed," adding, "In this economy, masturbation is one of the few simple pleasures people still can afford." Tracy Klugian, a homemaker and masturbator from Dover, Delaware, said she is "puzzled" by what she sees as the contradictory nature of candidate O'Donnell's position: "If you're against masturbation, why would you want to serve in Congress?"

A spokesman for the Wilmington Police Department, Crandall Darlington, said that the Million Masturbators March could cost the city tens of thousands of dollars, "especially when you include the cost of cleaning up afterwards."

[Ed W]

You just had to know she'd encounter some stiff resistance.

[Hoss]

You just had to know she'd encounter some stiff resistance.

If any of the lefties here watched Bill Maher last night, he made a comment about the number of times he had her on 'Politically Correct'.  It was 22.  He showed a clip from one of them.  What a nutjob...

She practiced witchcraft...LOL

[dbacks fan]

So I guess she's not a fan og this song

[guido911]

Perhaps this one she'd hate more, it's a little less subtle and gender specific:

[Ed W]

Maybe more subtle?

Ooofda!

[dbacks fan]

Maybe more subtle?

Ooofda!

I had to go look up the Divinyls and Chrissy Amphlett, because I was trying to remeber the illness she has. She was diagnosed with MS in 2007.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christina_Amphlett

[guido911]

Maybe more subtle?

Ooofda!

You get the best find thus far. I had forgotten about that one. How about this one?

Has this thread drifted or can we keep it going?

[dbacks fan]

Ok Sherman set the Wayback Machine to 1977.

[Conan71]

I wonder how many people have a picture of her on their nightstand next to the hand lotion 

[Ed W]