I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts

[Townsend]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/barackobama/8109295/Coconuts-removed-from-trees-in-preparation-for-Barack-Obamas-India-trip.html

Coconuts removed from trees in preparation for Barack Obama's India trip

[sgrizzle]

as well as the usual security measures that come with welcoming a a visiting dignitary, Indian authorities have decided to go one step further, by removing all natural threats to the president as well.

[Ed W]

Coconuts?  How about them coconuts?  Like Kid Creole and the Coconuts.

[guido911]

Coconuts?  How about them coconuts?  Like Kid Creole and the Coconuts.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xj0fo_kid-creole-and-the-coconuts-endicot_music

[dbacks fan]

I'm trying to stop laughing, and the one thing that comes to mind is "Who's paying for trimming the coconuts?" 

[heironymouspasparagus]

Next time you all see me, I will have a suit like that!

Have always wanted a Zoot Suit!

[we vs us]

I'm trying to stop laughing, and the one thing that comes to mind is "Who's paying for trimming the coconuts?" 

The Indians?  Just a guess.