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GOP Debate Tonight

Started by Gaspar, September 07, 2011, 01:29:18 PM

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Gaspar

Since other threads were drifting, I thought I'd start one.

I anticipate that Brian Williams' first question tonight for each candidate will be: "Why do you suck so much?"
When attacked by a mob of clowns, always go for the juggler.

AquaMan

Except for Bachmann. He'll rephrase that a bit...

First question will be, "What drove you to run for this office?"
onward...through the fog

Gaspar

Rumor has it that Rick Perry is going to arrive on stage in the General Lee.

When attacked by a mob of clowns, always go for the juggler.

AquaMan

Quote from: Gaspar on September 07, 2011, 01:36:07 PM
Rumor has it that Rick Perry is going to arrive on stage in the General Lee.



I believe I'd vote for him if he did.
onward...through the fog

Townsend

Quote from: AquaMan on September 07, 2011, 01:38:05 PM
I believe I'd vote for him if he did.

Good showmanship but he'd still have to change his stripes for me to consider him.

I'm guessing it'll be more like this:


Gaspar

Quote from: Townsend on September 07, 2011, 01:45:01 PM
Good showmanship but he'd still have to change his stripes for me to consider him.

I'm guessing it'll be more like this:



My new desktop background.  Thanks!
When attacked by a mob of clowns, always go for the juggler.

Townsend

Quote from: Gaspar on September 07, 2011, 01:53:38 PM
My new desktop background.  Thanks!

Put their faces on each one and then as they drop out , you can decapitate them.

Ed W

Gosh!  And here I thought it would be another typical Wednesday evening of dull television re-runs, but we get mud wrestling instead!  Things are looking up.

Ed

May you live in interesting times.

AquaMan

onward...through the fog

dbacks fan

My favorite comment:

Quote"Perry: Galileo got outvoted for a spell
...um, that was by the church, not by other scientists­..."

Cats Cats Cats


This was during a commercial break
Perry didn't like what Ron Paul said.  Wonder if the other guy was a security guard.

Gaspar

Quote from: CharlieSheen on September 08, 2011, 09:51:31 AM

This was during a commercial break
Perry didn't like what Ron Paul said.  Wonder if the other guy was a security guard.

That's just Texas politics.  Perry probably beat the crap out of him after the debate and then they hopped in the pickup and went out for beers.  On the way home they lobbed empty Bud bottles at American Recovery and Reinvestment signs along the highway and Paul agreed he would keep his trap shut!
When attacked by a mob of clowns, always go for the juggler.

Conan71

Quote from: Gaspar on September 08, 2011, 10:00:17 AM
That's just Texas politics.  Perry probably beat the crap out of him after the debate and then they hopped in the pickup and went out for beers.  On the way home they lobbed empty Bud bottles at American Recovery and Reinvestment signs along the highway and Paul agreed he would keep his trap shut!


No, that would have been either Lone Star or Shiner bottles.
"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first" -Ronald Reagan

AquaMan

Quote from: CharlieSheen on September 08, 2011, 09:51:31 AM

This was during a commercial break
Perry didn't like what Ron Paul said.  Wonder if the other guy was a security guard.

Great pic. Classic body language Perry is using. Lecturing. Any good salesman, coach or seasoned politician knows these moves. Putting his hand on Paul's arm, gesturing with a single digit and staring at him eye to eye in a confidant, warning manner. In nature that signifies control and domination. This is a guy who is fearless and believes in himself. Would love to see the next pic with Paul's reaction.
onward...through the fog

Gaspar

Quote from: AquaMan on September 08, 2011, 10:08:29 AM
Great pic. Classic body language Perry is using. Lecturing. Any good salesman, coach or seasoned politician knows these moves. Putting his hand on Paul's arm, gesturing with a single digit and staring at him eye to eye in a confidant, warning manner. In nature that signifies control and domination. This is a guy who is fearless and believes in himself. Would love to see the next pic with Paul's reaction.

I have a feeling Ron was browning his pants at this moment.
When attacked by a mob of clowns, always go for the juggler.