KIm Jon Il Has Assumed Room Temperature

[guido911]

It was reported.

SEOUL, South Korea (AP) -- Kim Jong Il, North Korea's mercurial and enigmatic leader, has died. He was 69.

Kim's death was announced Monday by the state television from the North Korean capital, Pyongyang.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/A/AS_KOREA_KIM_JONG_IL?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2011-12-18-22-08-46

If it turns out to be BS, sorry.

[ZYX]

It's good that this disgusting creature has been put to rest, but I'm worried about his successor. What if he turns out to be even worse?

I really do feel for the people of North Korea. They are so brainwashed that they will be traumatized by this. The "Dear Leader" has not allowed them to experience anything other than his iron fist, and I don't see his son changing that.

[RecycleMichael]

I am afraid of instability in the Korean penisula. I certainly hope U.S. troops don't get involved.

[Teatownclown]

Guido, it's about time you posted good news....

[nathanm]

It's good that this disgusting creature has been put to rest, but I'm worried about his successor. What if he turns out to be even worse?

That's not a baseless fear. It's precisely what happened last time around. Funny how you can look at a country and its dictator and think to yourself "well, at least it couldn't get any worse" and find soon thereafter that it can get worse after all.

[Townsend]

Wonder what the Great Successor will have commissioned.

[we vs us]

Wonder what the Great Successor will have commissioned.

Oh geez. That's creepy.

[Townsend]

Top 10 Crazy Facts about this bad hair havin' bastard per ABC news.

http://abcnews.go.com/International/kim-jong-il-dead-top-10-crazy-facts/story?id=15187293#

[Conan71]

Wonder what the Great Successor will have commissioned.

Birthday party at Neverland Ranch?  Where's MJ?  Escorting a young moppet to his bedroom er bathroom?

[Townsend]

North Korean Media Dub Kim Jong-un "Outstanding Leader"

http://slatest.slate.com/posts/2011/12/18/kim_jong_il_is_dead_north_korean_state_media_report_longtime_ruler_is_dead_.html?wpisrc=twitter_socialflow

[Gaspar]

I wonder if Jimmy Carter plans on attending the service?

[Townsend]

Chinese rumors that Un has been assassinated in Beijing

http://gawker.com/5884033/

Chinese Twitter Says Kim Jong-Un Was Assassinated This Morning In Beijing

[Gaspar]

Chinese rumors that Un has been assassinated in Beijing

http://gawker.com/5884033/

Chinese Twitter Says Kim Jong-Un Was Assassinated This Morning In Beijing

Yeah right! 
Next thing you'll say is that Whitney Houston is dead.

[Conan71]

Now Twitter rumors have him un-assasinated.  Turns out he choked on a Wendy's triple with cheese, but someone there knew the hind lick maneuver. 

[Townsend]

Yeah right! 
Next thing you'll say is that Whitney Houston is dead.

She was the assassin.  Don't believe the OD stories.