Arvest on Brookside Robbed

[Gaspar]

If you're going to rob a bank, tone it down a bit.  Perhaps a white t-shirt, jeans, and old sneakers would have been a better choice.



Tulsa patrol officers got a description of the suspect and within a few minutes police had a car pulled over 43rd and South Cincinnati.

"There he is!"

[Breadburner]

Is that Allen Iverson....

[Conan71]

Racial profiling, no doubt.

[carltonplace]

I've never planned a robery but I'm pretty sure I'd choose running shoes over socks and sandals...I bet he could have made an escape had he worn more sensible shoes.

[Conan71]

In the first photo with the white haired detective, it looks like he's starting to form a fist.  That was probably right before the perp lost his balance and smacked his left cheek against the curb.

(Had to interject the usual patric angle to it)

[Gaspar]

He was just minding his own business, making a withdraw from the bank, and all of a sudden everyone just flipped out on him. 

Okay. . .okay. . .he didn't have an account at that bank per say, and he accidentally used a Colt 1911 instead of a pen, and the withdraw slip just said "give me the money," but he was in a hurry.  He had to get home to take his grandmother to church, and there was no time for unnecessary protocol.

When officer "Leslie Neilson" slipped the cuffs on him, they pinched a little.  POLICE BRUTALITY!


Actually he was cooperative, and the cops felt sorry for him, because he was so utterly stupid.

[Conan71]

Are you trying to say he had been denied access to the man's his funds?

[Gaspar]

Are you trying to say he had been denied access to his funds?

He should go before congress!

Someone call the president.  This is a grave injustice.  I wonder if he's a Georgetown man?

[Conan71]

He should go before congress!

Someone call the president.  This is a grave injustice.  I wonder if he's a Georgetown man?

Based on Ms. Fluke's testimony, that would mean he'd be in high demand.  Like 5.4 times a day in demand.

[Red Arrow]

Based on Ms. Fluke's testimony, that would mean he'd be in high demand.  Like 5.4 times a day in demand.

Unless the Georgetown women outsource.

[Gaspar]

Unless the Georgetown women outsource.

Perhaps she feels it necessary for her suiters to double-bag.

[heironymouspasparagus]

If I were a bank teller, concealed carry would have to be a condition of employment.