Dick Cheney had a heart transplant

[Ed W]

(Insert predictable joke here)

That's all I got.

[nathanm]

Good for him. I wonder if it is disconcerting to have a pulse again after spending years on the pump?

[Teatownclown]

Maybe he got the heart of a nice guy and will undergo a personal transformation and repent and apologize for all he's done...  nah.

I think the Darth Vader respirator device would be fitting.

The common man of his age would never qualify.... this is proof America has a two tier health care system already.

[dsjeffries]

Don't you have to HAVE a heart to begin with in order to have a transplant?

[DolfanBob]

It is being reported that he was on the list for 20 months, in a effort to downplay the upper class poo poo naysayers.

[RecycleMichael]

We just needed Bush to get a brain and his party to get courage and we could have had the whole storyline of the Wizard of Oz.

[Townsend]

We just needed Bush to get a brain and his party to get courage and we could have had the whole storyline of the Wizard of Oz.

Insert "Dorothy" gay politician joke here I guess.

[Conan71]

Maybe he got the heart of a nice guy and will undergo a personal transformation and repent and apologize for all he's done...  nah.

I think the Darth Vader respirator device would be fitting.

The common man of his age would never qualify.... this is proof America has a two tier health care system already.

Public health care would never approve a heart transplant for someone over 70.

[Teatownclown]

Public health care would never approve a heart transplant for someone over 70.

Not exactly and not the point.

If you're not a donor, please do so the next time you visit the tag agency.

[Conan71]

Not exactly and not the point.

If you're not a donor, please do so the next time you visit the tag agency.

Have been for 20 plus years. 

I think they already took my brain 

[Hoss]

Not exactly and not the point.

If you're not a donor, please do so the next time you visit the tag agency.

have been for quite a while.

Although after my early to mid 20s not sure how much good my liver will do anyone...   

[RecycleMichael]

I plan to donate my body to science fiction

[Teatownclown]

[guido911]

Cheney's public appearance post heart transplant....

Public service announcement for a few in here.

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