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[DolfanBob]

Well Uncle Ted is at it again. He blew up at a CBS reporter when asked about Romney needing the moderate vote and that Ted is anything but moderate.

In claiming that he is perceived to be a "damned nice guy" he challenged the reporter to find out differently, and if he could he would s**k his d**k and turned to his female producer and said "Or I'll f**k you" how's that sound?"

Starting to sound like he needs to pump the brakes a little and let this election year just run out.

[Townsend]

Starting to sound like he needs to pump the brakes a little and let this election year just run out.

A show on Fox news or following Limbaugh would probably do well.

[AquaMan]

I though he looked and sounded mentally deranged. Wouldn't have surprised me to see him whip out a gun and start shooting in the air. Course, if he did that in Tulsa....

Some day he'll probably be the basis for a football  mascot somewhere in the South.

[Townsend]

I though he looked and sounded mentally deranged. Wouldn't have surprised me to see him whip out a gun and start shooting in the air. Course, if he did that in Tulsa....

...he'd be introduced to the mayor.

[AquaMan]

No doubt. I was thinking of the courthouse plaza deranged citizen.

Can't you just see Nugent as a Pistol Pete type mascot for a football team 20 years from now? I mean, it will take that long for memories to fade and his current reality to morph into likable, lovable, eccentric old rocker with a penchant for blurting out obscenities. Maybe the Utah Noogies or sumpin'.

[Ed W]

Long ago I read an interview with Ted as he spoke about hunting and wildlife management.  The guy actually makes sense when he sticks to those topics, but when he switches to politics...not so much.