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Unknown chemical release sickens students

Started by patric, May 10, 2012, 03:12:11 PM

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guido911

Quote from: nathanm on May 13, 2012, 06:30:13 PM
So that's why all the Fox News people have bronze faces. They must be messing with the white balance to turn the brown into a more golden hue.

Fox goes "full face", not just a nasal dip. :)
Someone get Hoss a pacifier.

Conan71

Quote from: patric on May 13, 2012, 11:51:18 AM
"We hear a loud bang and we turn around and there's my friend on the floor having a seizure," 6th grader Mariah Johnston said.

Johnston says she fainted next. All she remembers was feeling nauseous, dizzy and scared.



Carbon Monoxide alone usually takes a little longer to manifest symptoms.  For it to drop you in your tracks would take an astronomical concentration.

Poor Mariah doesn't have a very good grip on grammar yet.  I'm sure this quote will define her run for president in about 46 years if she's running as a Republican.
"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first" -Ronald Reagan

carltonplace

Quote from: Conan71 on May 14, 2012, 09:29:58 AM
Poor Mariah doesn't have a very good grip on grammar yet.  I'm sure this quote will define her run for president in about 46 years if she's running as a Republican.

A female republican president named Mariah that goes to public school? Come on Conan.

nathanm

Quote from: Conan71 on May 14, 2012, 09:29:58 AM
Poor Mariah doesn't have a very good grip on grammar yet.

The grammar seemed fine. The tense was unusual, however. It seemed more like a third person narrator. I suppose she could have dropped the first and, pausing to indicate a comma instead, but it's perfectly valid to hear something and do something and (implied see) something. You don't have to hear something, do something, and see something.
"Labor is prior to and independent of capital. Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if labor had not first existed. Labor is the superior of capital, and deserves much the higher consideration" --Abraham Lincoln