Lawsuit: CHRISTIANITY Required of Applicant

[DolfanBob]

I'm still puzzled by what Bible Fred Phelps is reading and preaching from.
Can you just imagine a all eternity place with that family? I think I would kill myself. Wait...what?

[swake]

There are only two people in all those pictures that I have listened to and believe they are actually living for God.

You found two?

[DolfanBob]

You found two?

Yes sir. There are two individuals pictured who I listened to and learned from in the mid to late 90s.

[Teatownclown]

Dear Employees:

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that
Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will
increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would
have to increase by about 10%.

But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of
the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead.

This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I
didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty
'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks
will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach
this problem. They voted for change......I gave it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
Signed, The Boss



I guess you can't do this either?

[swake]

Yes sir. There are two individuals pictured who I listened to and learned from in the mid to late 90s.

Well the God I believe in isn't short of cash, mister!

[Hoss]

All I know is beware of the person who speaks the loudest about being "devout".

If you have to tell people you are a devout Christian or follower of some deity, you probably aren't living it.

Case in point:

Michael DelGiorno.

[Conan71]

A Catholic priest, a rabbi, and a televangelist are having coffee.  The discussion turns to how tithes and other monetary donations are used and divvied up. 

The priest says: "I draw a circle on the floor.  Then I toss all the week's donations up in the air.  Whatever falls inside the circle I keep for my parish, the rest I send off to the missions, the diocese, and The Vatican.

The rabbi says: "I draw a very large square on the floor.  I toss all the week's donations up in the air. Whatever falls outside the square, I keep for myself and my temple.  Whatever falls inside I send to local food banks, the Hebrew school, and worthy causes in Israel."

The televangelest says: "I walk into a room, throw all the donations in the air and whatever God wants, he grabs..."

[guido911]

Case in point:

Michael DelGiorno.

[custosnox]

A Catholic priest, a rabbi, and a televangelist are having coffee.  The discussion turns to how tithes and other monetary donations are used and divvied up. 

The priest says: "I draw a circle on the floor.  Then I toss all the week's donations up in the air.  Whatever falls inside the circle I keep for my parish, the rest I send off to the missions, the diocese, and The Vatican.

The rabbi says: "I draw a very large square on the floor.  I toss all the week's donations up in the air. Whatever falls outside the square, I keep for myself and my temple.  Whatever falls inside I send to local food banks, the Hebrew school, and worthy causes in Israel."

The televangelest says: "I walk into a room, throw all the donations in the air and whatever God wants, he grabs..."

Been watching Short Circuit again?

[Hoss]

Wow....

[heironymouspasparagus]

Yes sir. There are two individuals pictured who I listened to and learned from in the mid to late 90s.

Ok, I'll bite...which two?


I could maybe see Joel Osteen in his early years, but he is way beyond that now....Creflo?  Well, his last name says it all.

The rest of them?  They would all gag a maggot off a gut wagon....

[DolfanBob]

Kenneth Copeland and Creflo Dollar. My only letdown with Creflo is that he is Evander Holyfields pastor. And we know how he turned out.
I also learned from Rod Parsley, T.D. Jakes, Marilyn Hickey and Joyce Meyer.
I was a five year member at Higher Demensions Church right up to when the Church seperated after Pastor Carlton started preaching the Gospel of inclusivness.

[Hoss]

Kenneth Copeland and Creflo Dollar. My only letdown with Creflo is that he is Evander Holyfields pastor. And we know how he turned out.
I also learned from Rod Parsley, T.D. Jakes, Marilyn Hickey and Joyce Meyer.
I was a five year member at Higher Demensions Church right up to when the Church seperated after Pastor Carlton started preaching the Gospel of inclusivness.

Is it such a far-fetched theory that there is no Hell?  I saw what happened to him (via a documentary) after all that.  It wasn't really fair.  The threats and admonishment of his peers.  That's real Christian of them...

[Townsend]

I saw what happened to him (via a documentary) after all that.  It wasn't really fair.  The threats and admonishment of his peers.  That's real Christian of them...

Do unto others as you would have others do unto you. [Matthew 7:12]


Always open for interpretation.

[swake]

Kenneth Copeland and Creflo Dollar. My only letdown with Creflo is that he is Evander Holyfields pastor. And we know how he turned out.
I also learned from Rod Parsley, T.D. Jakes, Marilyn Hickey and Joyce Meyer.
I was a five year member at Higher Demensions Church right up to when the Church seperated after Pastor Carlton started preaching the Gospel of inclusivness.

The only let down you have with Creflo Want a Dollar is Evander Holyfield attending his church?

Not Dollar's million dollar homes, his grade of "F" from MinistryWatch, or his facing charges for choking his daughter? Copeland is similar with his houses and planes and he is also on MinistryWatch's list of donor alerts. Both were the subject of Senate hearing into financial issues and they refused to submit any finance data to anyone.

Rod Parsley and T.D. Jakes are on the list too.

These people are scam artists.