Irony in Three Parts

[Ed W]

So I was out and about last night when I came across this.  At first I thought the tailor's shop was shuttered, but someone told me a drunk driver put a car through the front of the store.  I know, I know.  Cue the "drunk Owasso cheerleader" joke in 3, 2, 1......




Today, I found this in a local parking lot.  Hmmm.  Doesn't look bad from this angle.  It says, "Cash Talks!  (Pixelated phone number) $2100 Reduced!  Nice Christmas Present!!!"



Of course, when you look at it from another angle:



I wondered how he managed to drive it like that.  And if it turned up in my driveway with a big red bow on top, it would be cause for justifiable homicide.

[Red Arrow]

Even the left rear quarter panel has a significant wrinkle.