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Started by Ed W, January 05, 2014, 12:16:12 PM

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Ed W

The multi-talented Steven Segal is contemplating taking a shot at the governor's office in Arizona. No, no, not THAT kind of shot...you know...the kind that he does so well in the movies that would leave the office a smoking ruin. Instead, he wants to be elected governor. He's discussed the idea with Sheriff Joe Arapaio.

Now there's a brain trust. What could we expect from Segal as governor? More prisons? Perhaps a Great Wall of Arizona and undoubtedly more arrests for the crime of driving while brown.

Please note the FauxNews is carrying this in the entertainment section:

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/01/04/marked-for-governor-actor-steven-seagal-says-weighing-bid-for-arizona-highest/



Come to think of it, if he managed to get elected, he could still leave the office a smoking ruin.
Ed

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Quote from: Ed W on January 05, 2014, 12:16:12 PM
The multi-talented Steven Segal is contemplating taking a shot at the governor's office in Arizona. No, no, not THAT kind of shot...you know...the kind that he does so well in the movies that would leave the office a smoking ruin. Instead, he wants to be elected governor. He's discussed the idea with Sheriff Joe Arapaio.

Now there's a brain trust. What could we expect from Segal as governor? More prisons? Perhaps a Great Wall of Arizona and undoubtedly more arrests for the crime of driving while brown.

Please note the FauxNews is carrying this in the entertainment section:

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/01/04/marked-for-governor-actor-steven-seagal-says-weighing-bid-for-arizona-highest/



Come to think of it, if he managed to get elected, he could still leave the office a smoking ruin.

Taking a hint from Al Franken or Ahnuld...You had to know that sort of response was coming.
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