2016 Presidential Campaign

[RecycleMichael]

Not if he's smart. He's still young. No need to be cast as the court jester yet.

We didn't use to think of vice-presidents as fools. Then Dan Quayle came along.

[Townsend]

We didn't use to think of vice-presidents as fools. Then Dan Quayle came along.

I heard be told he was no Jack Kennedy.

[RecycleMichael]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Vice_Presidents_of_the_United_States

[Townsend]

Let the public shaming begin!

http://www.badvoter.org/

BadVoter.org

EXPLORING VOTER FREQUENCY IN OKLAHOMA

Most people can vote a few times a year, how about you? 365 days or less = Good Voter

46 days since I last voted

[Red Arrow]

Let the public shaming begin!
http://www.badvoter.org/
BadVoter.org
EXPLORING VOTER FREQUENCY IN OKLAHOMA
Most people can vote a few times a year, how about you? 365 days or less = Good Voter
46 days since I last voted

I rarely miss an election.   I am not going to put my D.O.B. on a website that I know nothing about so I won't get a number from them.

[Townsend]

I rarely miss an election.   I am not going to put my D.O.B. on a website that I know nothing about so I won't get a number from them.

No date of birth needed.  I used the option to look up someone else and put my name.

[RecycleMichael]

I rarely miss an election.   

I looked you up on my secret voter database. You have a score of 90 which is the same as mine. It means you have voted in in 90 of the last 92 elections you could vote in. You are in the top 1% of all voters.

[Red Arrow]

I looked you up on my secret voter database. You have a score of 90 which is the same as mine. It means you have voted in in 90 of the last 92 elections you could vote in. You are in the top 1% of all voters.

I expect our votes cancelled each other in many of those elections.

[Conan71]

I tried to vote in the last election but forgot that the Tulsa County DA race was partisan and it was a run-off so I got turned away at the door.  I think that may be the only time that's happened.  I realize changing from R to I limits my input to a degree, but I simply don't identify with the current state of the GOP, especially the creeps in the legislature in OKC.

[Townsend]

Throw out your hands
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give 'em a push
You'll be surprised
You're doing the French Mistake!
Voila!

[Conan71]

100 points for the Blazing Saddles reference.

500 points if someone can work in Blazing Saddles, Pulp Fiction, and Marshall's beer into one post.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMK6lzmSk2o

[guido911]

Bombshell.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/16-year-old-girl-claims-former-president-bill-clinton-is-her-father/

The source of this story is obviously beyond reproach

[Conan71]

Come on, Bill has a litter of them out there.  This is nothing new.

[guido911]

Come on, Bill has a litter of them out there.  This is nothing new.

[guido911]

Throw out your hands
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give 'em a push
You'll be surprised
You're doing the French Mistake!
Voila!

That. OR:

It's just a jump to the left.
And then a step to the right.
With your hand on your hips.
You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust.
They really drive you insane.
Let's do the Time Warp again.
Let's do the Time Warp again