2016 Presidential Campaign

[Townsend]

What do you expect?  President Clinton obviously left a bad taste in her mouth.

[guido911]

Hillary's husband's ex-girlfriend is out giving TED talks now.
http://www.fastcoexist.com/3044038/at-ted-monica-lewinsky-talks-cyberbullying-and-how-she-almost-lost-her-life

Coincidence?

Why can't people see this?

I know, "but Bush did this..."

[Conan71]

I had to beat Breadburner to it.

[carltonplace]

Well the community organizer/senator from Tejas has thrown his hat in the ring.

[Hoss]

Well the community organizer/senator from Tejas has thrown his hat in the ring.

And some of the Twitter responses are hilarious as they relate to his campaign slogans.  You can find some here (some are real, but many are pretty funny).

https://twitter.com/search?q=%23tedcruzcampaignslogans&src=typd

Some favorites:

"First Out Of The Clown Car!"
"I'm That Hall Monitor Who Ratted You Out In High School."
"I'm riding to the Whitehouse the Republican way. On a dinosaur."

[Townsend]

And some of the Twitter responses are hilarious as they relate to his campaign slogans.  You can find some here (some are real, but many are pretty funny).

https://twitter.com/search?q=%23tedcruzcampaignslogans&src=typd

Some favorites:

"First Out Of The Clown Car!"
"I'm That Hall Monitor Who Ratted You Out In High School."
"I'm riding to the Whitehouse the Republican way. On a dinosaur."

Keep in mind, he's not just a GOP or Texas embarrassment.  He's everyone's embarrassment.

[Hoss]

Keep in mind, he's not just a GOP or Texas embarrassment.  He's everyone's embarrassment.

Believe me, I know.

[carltonplace]

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/disturbed-man-tries-to-get-into-white-house

March 22, 2015
Disturbed Man Tries to Get Into White House

By Andy Borowitz

[heironymouspasparagus]

Well the community organizer/senator from Tejas has thrown his hat in the ring.

This ought to be good!!


The Cuban born son of a Castro Communist who actually fought in the Cuban Revolution WITH Fidel Castro!!  Took Mom 9 days from date of birth to get back to Canada from Cuba so she could get a birth certificate for him... a 9 day delay in issuing birth certificate!!  Someone like Israel can win a war in less time than that!!  We all know what she was hiding - as a US citizen she was breaking the law being in Cuba in the first place in 1970!!  

And she says she was born in Delaware...well, I was born in Delaware and I never saw her there.  It is such a small state, there is no way I would have not run into her!!  Anybody can say they were born in Delaware!!  I was born in Montana, and they gave me a birth certificate!

What were they doing in Canada, anyway!  Daddy's cover story is that he was working in the oil industry - but it's much more likely he was doing espionage for the Cuban government!!  He had this big elaborate story constructed about how he didn't like Fidel anymore (despite having killed for him just a few years earlier!) to lull people into a false sense of security that he is just what he is trying to appear to be!  Got his wife to claim to be from Delaware!!  I was born in Utah, and I got a birth certificate from there, so I know how easy it is to fake these kinds of things!

Ever see the show "The Americans" ??  

Can anyone here spell "birther"....??  As Ted has been for many years....


Fact:
Daddy actually DID fight with Castro in the Cuban revolution.

[dbacksfan 2.0]

I don't know if I'm ready for the next 19 months.  Is there enough good micro brew in this country to help with my sanity?

[Gaspar]

Maryland Gov. Martin O'Malley has been damning Hillary faintly.  Looks like he's pushing for the VP seat.

He's a good guy, with the governing experience Hillary needs.  He also works across the isles and could help redeem the VP seat from a position of buffoonery.

The Dems will likely use him to push Warren out by positioning her as more of a fringe element against a moderate democratic background of legitimate candidates.

As for Cruise, he is here for nothing more than target practice.  Behold the lamb. I think the Repubs need someone to work the libs into an orgasmic froth, and I doubt Cruse needed much convincing.
 
"Go get em, you snowflake in hell!"
"Repeal Obamacare and put the liberal Santa Clause (IRS) to death!" 

[Townsend]

I think the Repubs need someone to work the libs into an orgasmic froth, and I doubt Cruse needed much convincing.
 

I don't agree.  I think he does more damage to the party than good.  He reminds everyone that a GOP candidate might listen to those nut balls.

[dbacksfan 2.0]

Ted's speech writer........

[Hoss]

Haha...now Trump is ginning up the birther argrument on Rafi.  I guess the Donald is equal opportunity.

[Conan71]

I don't know if I'm ready for the next 19 months.  Is there enough good micro brew in this country to help with my sanity?

Dude at least you are in Oregon.  And Washington is a relatively short drive once the hops quit drowning out the noise. 

Where's that doobie smoking emoji when you need one?