States You Want to Live In During Zombie Apocalypse

[guido911]

We are okay. FOR NOW!!!!

http://blog.estately.com/2014/03/u-s-states-ranked-from-most-to-least-prepared-for-the-zombie-apocalypse/

Edited to add that Tulsa is okay for non-douchebaggery. WAY better than OKC.

http://blog.estately.com/2014/03/the-top-u-s-cities-for-douchebags/

[sgrizzle]

Doesn't seem accurate. San Francisco ranks way too low. I'm guessing they don't include the west coast varieties like dotcomus douchebaggus.

[dbacksfan 2.0]

Edited to add that Tulsa is okay for non-douchebaggery. WAY better than OKC.

http://blog.estately.com/2014/03/the-top-u-s-cities-for-douchebags/

Sorry, I disagree with the criteria used for this study. 

[AquaMan]

We score well because they're looking for the scent of brains. Safest place is the state capitol.

[swake]

Doesn't seem accurate. San Francisco ranks way too low. I'm guessing they don't include the west coast varieties like dotcomus douchebaggus.

That's a different species of douchebag. Different critieria:
STEM degrees
iPhone
Bluetooth
Uber
Trader Joes
Craft Cocktails
Ellen Page
Phrases like Distruptive Startup, VC, Jobsian,
Do you even Code Bro? t-shirts
Instagram
Snapchat
The Lumineers
Mumford and Sons

[guido911]

We score well because they're looking for the scent of brains. Safest place is the state capitol.

You win the internets today. Collect your trophy from Al Gore.

[AquaMan]

Algore. I was so glad he didn't make it to the presidency. B-O-R-I-N-G. Zombies would fall asleep eating his brains.

[guido911]

Algore. I was so glad he didn't make it to the presidency. B-O-R-I-N-G. Zombies would fall asleep eating his brains.

Ouch.

[Ed W]

Al Gore once said his Secret Service code name was "Al Gore."

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[Hoss]

Algore. I was so glad he didn't make it to the presidency. B-O-R-I-N-G. Zombies would fall asleep eating his brains.

Better than some past Presidents; they'd likely starve.