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Started by guido911, June 10, 2014, 01:25:15 AM

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guido911

Well, the world cup is over. Time to look for a replacement. Let's vote:

1.  Full contact bass fishing;

2.  Clothing-optional Sumo wrestling;

3.  Tour de France.

Add.

4.
Someone get Hoss a pacifier.

RecycleMichael

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guido911

Quote from: RecycleMichael on July 13, 2014, 06:03:12 PM
The baseball All-Star game is this first week. Football is less than two months away.

There's that. 
Someone get Hoss a pacifier.

Hoss

I will say this much.  The 'trophy' is hideous.  It looks like something D&D players would fight over.



Now, this is a cooler trophy:



For one..it's actually a Cup.  I've seen people drink out of it.  I've seen it in person as well.  It weighs well over 30 lbs.

Get your act together FIFA...if you want players to want to win the World Cup, make the trophy worthy of it.

Ed W

Here's one of my favorites, the trophy for winning the Paris-Roubaix bicycle race. It's called the Hell of the North for good reason. The race is usually about 160 miles (not kilometers) with numerous sections of "pave" - cobblestone roads that date back to Roman times. In good weather it's extremely dusty. In bad weather, it may rain or snow and high winds are not uncommon. The cobbles are rough and slippery, not unlike riding atop oily pavement.

Ed

May you live in interesting times.

guido911

What the world would look like if inhabited by soccer players....

Someone get Hoss a pacifier.

Hoss

Quote from: guido911 on July 13, 2014, 07:36:54 PM
What the world would look like if inhabited by soccer players....



Haha I posted this on my FB page today with the caption 'it could apply to NBA players also'.

guido911

Quote from: Hoss on July 13, 2014, 08:34:24 PM
Haha I posted this on my FB page today with the caption 'it could apply to NBA players also'.


Or NHL players? Uh, no.
Someone get Hoss a pacifier.

Hoss

Quote from: guido911 on July 13, 2014, 08:55:09 PM
Or NHL players? Uh, no.

Not really, when you see those dudes play with broken bones, busted teeth..hell, one dude last season had cardiac arrest on the bench, then as they loaded him to go to the hospital he was asking when he could take his next shift.  Tough bastards.  It amazes me after the playoffs and finals are over how many of these guys were playing through bone breaks and other general ailments that they didn't want known.

heironymouspasparagus

Quote from: guido911 on July 13, 2014, 05:07:26 PM
Well, the world cup is over. Time to look for a replacement. Let's vote:

1.  Full contact bass fishing;

2.  Clothing-optional Sumo wrestling;

3.  Tour de France.

Add.

4.


'Bout like soccer intellectually....only more exciting....

4.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9jvuiQzZBg&feature=kp

     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoKoxofwvoo

Or;

4.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lmY7K0OG4s

     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plbI-QxdFzk


I sooooo gotta get a school bus!!

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heironymouspasparagus

"So he brandished a gun, never shot anyone or anything right?"  --TeeDub, 17 Feb 2018.

I don't share my thoughts because I think it will change the minds of people who think differently.  I share my thoughts to show the people who already think like me that they are not alone.

heironymouspasparagus

#72
"So he brandished a gun, never shot anyone or anything right?"  --TeeDub, 17 Feb 2018.

I don't share my thoughts because I think it will change the minds of people who think differently.  I share my thoughts to show the people who already think like me that they are not alone.

guido911

Quote from: heironymouspasparagus on July 14, 2014, 04:53:25 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVim7rjfKOQ



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ioyt2zzm530



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypwpf-fhPoI


I gotta lighten up sometime soon....but it's just SOOOO easy!  And fun!



Very nice collection of flopping. And while the NBA is bad as well, the best performances by far are in soccer.
Someone get Hoss a pacifier.

heironymouspasparagus

Quote from: guido911 on July 14, 2014, 08:18:29 PM
Very nice collection of flopping. And while the NBA is bad as well, the best performances by far are in soccer.


I always enjoyed watching "professional" wrestling, too!  Same kind of fake stuff going on....

"So he brandished a gun, never shot anyone or anything right?"  --TeeDub, 17 Feb 2018.

I don't share my thoughts because I think it will change the minds of people who think differently.  I share my thoughts to show the people who already think like me that they are not alone.