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[Townsend]

"The parts are backordered. We don't know when they'll be avaliable. "

Ed W

Got that one today

[heironymouspasparagus]

I work tech support. I can translate.
It is broken. We understand it is broken but we have no idea why it is broken. We can't tell you how long it is going to take to fix because we don't know what is wrong with it. Also, we cannot tell you how long it will be until we figure out what is wrong with it.

Yep.  Exactly.

One of the biggest companies in the world trying to do their tech support at $7.25 an hour.  Sounds about right....

[rebound]

Yep.  Exactly.
One of the biggest companies in the world trying to do their tech support at $7.25 an hour.  Sounds about right....

Alright, did I take of all your customer needs in a timely and satisfactory fashion today?


Clip:
http://southpark.cc.com/clips/23akzf/customer-feedback-vindaloop

Full Episode:
http://southpark.cc.com/full-episodes/s18e07-grounded-vindaloop

[sgrizzle]

Your answer is technically correct, however, the proper answer is always "Tomorrow".

Actually, I was told to always say "soon" because Tomorrow is a definitive time frame.

[heironymouspasparagus]

O  M  G  !!


After only about 9 days, they got it fixed!!

Hooray for Walmart!  All is forgiven!! 




When is Costco gonna open??

[Red Arrow]

Actually, I was told to always say "soon" because Tomorrow is a definitive time frame.

And when the customer calls the next day, the answer is still "tomorrow".

[sgrizzle]

O  M  G  !!


After only about 9 days, they got it fixed!!

Hooray for Walmart!  All is forgiven!! 




When is Costco gonna open??

A little under a year after the start of construction.

They haven't started yet.

[heironymouspasparagus]

A little under a year after the start of construction.

They haven't started yet.

Every time we walk through Wally or Sam's, I keep muttering, "when is Costco gonna open..."?   Or, "geez, I can hardly wait until Costco opens..."