Trump

[Hoss]

It gets better:

Or this one?

[cannon_fodder]

(Mike found Allah in prison)

This should go without saying, but you only get points if you find said athlete AND the Donald in the same photo.

[Conan71]

I'm sure by now everyone has heard The Donald has double-doubled down on the Muslims.  If it were up to him- no Muslim immigrants and not even any Muslim tourists would be allowed into the country.  Jeb has called his comments "unhinged".

I'm starting to think Trump's got a slight fixation on the Mooslims.

And yes, he's going from the amusing turd-in-the-punchbowl, assclown, uninvited party guest, obnoxious frat boy et. al. to downright troubling.

[Townsend]

While there has been movement in the field, Trump still leads the GOP.

Cruz is now touching Carson's toes but the Trump lead is significant.

Someone's trolling the GOP.

[cannon_fodder]

Not only not tourists... he wouldn't even allow US citizens who are Muslim to return to the country. Which is fantastic, because it is unconstitutional, immoral, AND against international law.  Of course, he wants to have the Muslims that stay here wear some sort of identifier so the rest of us "normals" can tell they are Muslim.

Seriously, it took Hitler a couple of decades to ramp his rhetoric up to flat out call for special badges and a ban on Jews coming into the country. Trump got there in mere months!

Like everyone in Germany, Jews were required to carry identity cards, but the government added special identifying marks to theirs: a red "J" stamped on them and new middle names for all those Jews who did not possess recognizably "Jewish" first names—"Israel" for males, "Sara" for females. Such cards allowed the police to identify Jews easily.

At the last group that made a certain religion wear specific identifiers wore are bands too...


If only we had a "final solution" to the Moooslim question...

Seriously though - how do you exclude people of a certain religion without doing what the Nazis did (Your grandmother was a Jew! As if the premise itself wasn't stupid enough)?

"I would like to come to the US of A."

*Ok, just a few questions:
Are you a terrorist? - No
Have you been convicted of a crime? - No
Do you have any communicable disease? - No
Do you have the means to pay for your stay and your return to your own country? - Yes
What God or Gods do you pray to? ---*

"What?"

*Seriously, its on the form.*

"Why?"

*If your Moooslim, we don't let you in*

"Oh, in that case, I totally pray to some other God. Not the Mooslim one."

*Okay then, thank you Mohammed. Hope you enjoy your trip.*

[swake]

The Real Clear Politics averaging on national polls has this ugly racist Nazi polling at 30% of Republican voters! He's up by 15 points over Cruz and Carson. He's polling at 43%!!!!! of all voters in a theoretical vote vs Hillary.

pancakes is wrong with people? Is this actually how Hitler happened?

[Townsend]

Is this actually how Hitler happened?

Well no...but the polling numbers are bothersome.

[Hoss]

Well no...but the polling numbers are bothersome.

I still think Trump is a Dem operative.  That's my theory.

[Townsend]

I still think Trump is a Dem operative.  That's my theory.

Here's the thing...It doesn't just make the GOP look horrible.  This is source of national embarrassment.

It makes our populous look like a gaggle of dirt bags.

[swake]

Here's the thing...It doesn't just make the GOP look horrible.  This is source of national embarrassment.

It makes our populous look like a gaggle of dirt bags.

We are scaring the whole world with this idiot.

[Conan71]

Not only not tourists... he wouldn't even allow US citizens who are Muslim to return to the country.

That part is actually not true.  It was either he or his campaign manager who clarified this point, which is somewhat puzzling coming from Trump's camp considering the male shooter in last week's terrorist attack did this after traveling abroad and taking on a Pakistani fiancee and ostensibly being radicalized on that trip.  I mean returning from vacation and starting a beard is a very very clear sign you've been radicalized, right?

[Hoss]

That part is actually not true.  It was either he or his campaign manager who clarified this point, which is somewhat puzzling coming from Trump's camp considering the male shooter in last week's terrorist attack did this after traveling abroad and taking on a Pakistani fiancee and ostensibly being radicalized on that trip.  I mean returning from vacation and starting a beard is a very very clear sign you've been radicalized, right?

Hmm...

[Townsend]

Hmm...

Interesting...would he need to prove his blood line?

[Townsend]

Whitehouse press secretary is saying the Trump proposal to ban Muslim immigration "disqualifies him from serving as president."

There, that's settled.

It's all over now.

[Conan71]

Hmm...

CF always returns from Canada in May with a beard.  I hope the brown shirts don't find out.