Avast! It the Human Evaluation Seminar!

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Arrr! It's 'International Talk Like a Pirate Day!' So:
In a world o' high seas thar be still one thin' that most o' us, buccaneers or scallywags need t' deal with - people!
Who do you trust? Who not t' trust? Who do ye shanghai and who do ye keel-haul or make walk the plank?
Which man or beauty be goin' t' make your life happier and better, or be goin' t' lead you closer t' ruin? How many mutinys have occurred because o' incompatibility? How many merchant ships have sunk because o' misplaced trust, irresponsibility or incompetence?
If your success and your very happiness be so dependent on whom ye live and work with, on whom ye depend, shouldn't ye know how t' pick your buckos, your mateys and those around ye? Who will be t' one t' betray you? Who will ruin you? And - who will aft you all t' way? These be real questions, we all wonder about."
Is thar a way t' evaluate people by their actions, by their speech and other factors that can tell YE whether that person will be a good bucko, a good sailor, a good cap'n, or even more importantly, someone t' spend t' rest o' your treasure with? Is thar a way o' measurin' people and if so, how do ye do that? If you knew people, if ye could judge them accurately, what would that be worth t' you and your family and buckos?
T' Human Evaluation Lecture be comin' t' Oklahoma City. This lecture be for everyone. If ye want t' live a successful life, then ye should know about human behavior. We all live with and work with people, so if ye want a successful crew, a successful merchant ship, then ye need t' attend t' Human Evaluation Lecture. Aye!!!
This lecture will show ye t' exact science o' how t' KNOW people. No guess work involved. An exact approach t' knowin' t' man or beauty that be integral t' your day t' day survival. Attend t' Human Evaluation Lecture.
Saturday 24 Sept 2005 Crowne Plaza Oklahoma City 2945 Northwest Expressway Oklahoma City, OK 73112 10am-4pm Buffet lunch be included.
Admission: $100 First 100 applicants who advance register will receive their own 10 CD lecture set o' t' HUMAN EVALUATION LECTURES, usually sold for $170. For advance registration contact:
Shari Burks Seminar Coordinator
316-682-8080
Email: wichita@scientology.net
Remit payment to:
Hubbard Dianetics Foundation 3705 E. Douglas Wichita, KS 67218
(credit cards, check or doubloons) for more information call:
1-800-367-8788 or email: infocenter@dianetics.org