Kanbar, LaFortune, and Vision 2025, oh my!

[MichaelC]

Ok ok ok.  In the immortal words of that bald-headed boxing ref, whose name I can't remember, "Let's get it on!"

Let me start out by saying, LaFortune is the greatest mayor who has ever graced this planet with his presence.  Kanbar is only here because of Vision 2025.  All OU fans are band-wagon fans.  The Dallas Cowboys rule.  The Republican Party loves Homosexuals, Jerry Falwell is a Democrat.  St. Patrick's day is not a holiday.  Basketball needs more timeouts, and Bixby is the cultural center of the Tulsa MSA.

Rain coat on, and I'm prepared to duck and cover.