Ranking nothing in particular

[Kenosha]

1. The PC version of the grinch: The ne'er do well hued chap who, because of his ubringing and environment, invoked reparations of the Holiday sort.
2. Southeast Northwestern.
3. Lacksidaisical minions.
4. (tie) The stringy things on the sides of ripened bananas.
4. Why one should never run a 100-yard dash wearing boxers.
6. Luby's chipped beef.