Saddam not really dead!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RecycleMichael]

The pike was a gift from a friend. He had heard about our duel on a talk radio station driving home from Minnesota. I threw it over my shoulder because I heard that fish oil was good for you. Turns out you are supposed to eat the fish, not just rub the oil in.

I was pretty popular with the neighborhood cats until I took a shower.

Saddam is dead. Everybody dies sometime.

This message has received the appproval of the office of the Vice-President of the United States and the commissioner of Major league baseball.

[Hawkins]

I can't believe no one else has posted this:

Taken from "Memorable Quotes from the X-Files"

quote:Morris Fletcher: There is no Saddam Hussein. This guy's name is John Gillnitz, we found him doing dinner theatre in Tulsa. Did a mean "King and I." Plays good ethnics.

Ringo Langly: Are you trying to say that Saddam Hussein is a goverment plant?

Morris Fletcher: I'm saying I invented the guy. We set him up in '79. He rattles his saber whenever we need a good distraction. Ah... if you boys only knew how many of your stories I dreamed up while on the pot.

Classic stuff there.

[jdb]

Simple, Really.

I dreamed up Morris Fletcher while sitting on the pot.

Sincerely, jdb