Yep, Life begins at birth

[iplaw]

quote:Originally posted by sgrizzle

quote:Originally posted by iplaw

Speaking of that, anyone who owns a cat should be immediately investigated by Homeland Security...especially if they own more than 2.

Why?

They're being dispatched post-haste...I suggest you take only what you can carry with you.  That means leave the cat(s)....

[Conan71]

I'm allergic to cats so I have a Yorkie who behaves much like a cat.

[iplaw]

quote:Originally posted by Conan71

I'm allergic to cats so I have a Yorkie who behaves much like a cat.

Why?  Does it scratch up your furniture and poop in your bathtub?

[sgrizzle]

I do not currently own any cats, was just curious...

[iplaw]

I despise them...I don't want to feed and care for anything that thinks it's too good crap in the yard with the dog.  I hate their smug attitude and their weeee beeedy eyes.  Plus litter boxes...come on now!  Plus I think at least 75% of the world is allergic to them.

[cannon_fodder]

Just to finish off this thread... the last episode of "The Simpson's" revealed that the crazy cat lady has an MD from Johns Hopkins and a Law Degree from Yale and was highly successful before she got burned out and had a few drinks... then got a few cats.

and so, the circle of life is complete.  We all have A.D.D.

[iplaw]

I thought everyone had A.I.D.S.?

[Conan71]

quote:Originally posted by iplaw

quote:Originally posted by Conan71

I'm allergic to cats so I have a Yorkie who behaves much like a cat.

Why?  Does it scratch up your furniture and poop in your bathtub?

Very independent and for the most part thinks any piece of furniture in the house is his.  Spends most of his time sitting or laying on the back of a chair staring out the window at birds and squirrels.  Meet Butch:

[Conan71]

This is another one I used to have with my ex- Sophie the crotch sniffer:

[Conan71]

I like it when Neil Boortz talks about the cat he used to have named "Drop Kick".  Best use for a cat I know of.

[rwarn17588]

The only use I have for cats is metaphorical.

The old country adage: "You can't swing a dead cat in the air without hitting (insert ubiquitous object here)."

[AMP]

BIRTH...

The major cause of DEATH

[MichaelC]

Somebody told me one day that my cat had gills.

They were wrong.

[cannon_fodder]

For the record iplaw, I caught the previous reference to So I Married an Ax Murderer.

And as for the pictures of the animal... wow.  I thought it was a bobble head at first glance.  Wow.

[iplaw]

quote:
For the record iplaw, I caught the previous reference to So I Married an Ax Murderer.

Alright, give Helen Thomas a kiss, or I'll kick your teeth in.