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Originally posted by okiebybirth
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Originally posted by Conan71
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Originally posted by Breadburner
Who wants to see that much flannel in an audience....
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Sorry, joke is lost on me.. Care to explain?
Handy Clothing Guide to Sexuality
The following key will help you identify the sexuality of the wearer and avoid unwanted advances and humiliating rejections. These fashion choices are immutable; they apply to all humanity regardless of nationality, climate, season, socio-economic status, or occupation (unless otherwise noted below):
Lesbians - flannel shirts
Gay men - tight-fitting T-shirts
Straight men - golf shirts* (*except in rural areas where all straight men wear Carhartt jackets)
Straight women - Ann Taylor sweater sets
Transvestites - Their wives' bras
Drag Queens - Their own bras
Bisexual men - See gay men/straight men
Bisexual women - See lesbians/straight women
All other fashions, forms, styles, and types of clothing are worn by people who are not having sex.