TulsaNow Fantasy football 2007

[RecycleMichael]

Have your player ranking done by Saturday at noon. I will flip the switch and Yahoo will draft for us sometime Saturday night.

Good luck.

[cannon_fodder]

I have several super secret draft picks, so I'm gonna win!

[RecycleMichael]

Is Michael Vick on your list?

[cannon_fodder]

Yeah, my "exclude list."

[USRufnex]

... yeah, thought I was perfectly setup to draft the Bears defense... and somebody beat me to it.

damn.

***Oh, and please don't scare me by saying the new Tulsa coach is similar in any way to Coach Burns.... [V]

[MichaelC]

Here we go big dog, you're up first, and the whoopin' starts tonight.

I'm feeling much better about my team this year, much better draft even without LT.  It will be hard for me to repeat last year's 4 straight losses to open the season.

[cannon_fodder]

I'm the one who stole your Bears defense, suck it! [8D]

I also drafted Garret Mills, I know you all wanted him... but he's mine now.  Actually, I just released him.  I'm trying to find a spot for him on my roster since I want to keep track of him for fun, but my primary interest lies in stomping your ilk.  Mills was the #2 draft pick over all in our league, then got dropped by NE before being picked up by Minnesota.  lol.

/still trying to figure out this fantasy football thing.  I voted for the other guy.

[RecycleMichael]

Please MichaelC...do you really think your over-the-hill team of under-achievers can beat my team of present day all-stars?

I saw your team practice. Half of them had their helmets on backwards and most of the rest were busy hacky-sack.

You got no chance this week. Start crying now.

[MichaelC]

I don't know what your team's problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

What were you thinking when you picked those stooges?  Before the draft you started out with nothing and you still have most of it left.

[cannon_fodder]

Bishes!  A Hurricane blew in over the weekend and still pwned face even after losing BOTH my running backs to injury.

WEeeeeeeeeeeee!

[MichaelC]

I left so many points on the bench, it's a good thing I was playing against recyclemichael.  If this were a contest of passing gas, he'd win hands down.  It's about the only thing his team can pass.

Biggest problem I've got is making the decision on whether to start McNabb or Brady.  I'll probably go with Brady this week, though I have a feeling I might regret it later.  Just like I regret starting McNabb last week.

[MichaelC]

I better stop razzin' RM while I'm ahead.  He'll beat me next time.

[RecycleMichael]

My players were confused by the new season and hung over from Labor Day festivities.

I have asked the league to start a week later next year.

[MichaelC]

Escaped again.  Thank you Tom Brady.  Without you, I'd be minus one good looking Quarterback.  Good looking for a dude anyway.  In a purely non-homosexual way I mean.  Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[cannon_fodder]

My tactic of neglect has again marched the Hurricane to another triumph.  Golden Hurricane are 3-1 and leading their league as fantasy football mirrors real life.

(embarrassingly, I played my kicker on a bye week and still won, suckers!)

1.     Golden Hurricane     3-1-0     .750     298     W-2     3     3

2.    Corrosive Cupcakes    3-1-0    .750    273    W-2    4    9

3.    Tulsa Sooners    2-2-0    .500    378    W-1    8    5

4.    Amish Electricians    2-2-0    .500    323    L-1    1    -

5.    East Tulsa MethHeads    2-2-0    .500    284    L-2    6    13

6.    Markhams Maniacs    1-2-1    .375    304    T-1    2    -

7.    Midtown Mud Dawgs    1-2-1    .375    267    T-1    7    8

8.    RecycleMichael    1-3-0    .250    268    L-1    5    4