Top Ten Ways to Loose a River Tax Election.

[Rico]

The top ten ways to loose a "River Tax" election in Tulsa County.

1. Say nothing regarding the use of "water soluble asphalt", as the primary ingredient in road repair, unless you absolutely have to.

2. Allow underage actors to dominate your commercial messages..

3. Hold a "Free Concert", supporting River Development, where the street people out number the tax supporters.

4. Have Ken Yazzel Dazzle ("he already shot one man in the butt") call your house to have a long.. private.. conversation with your wife while you are at work.

5. Show up in North Tulsa with a check for $5 million so the pools can be filled in time for the Ice Hockey season.

6. Let the TYPros organize anything

7. Have the Tulsa Metro Chamber endorse the plan and do your financial study.

8. Let Randi Miller say how wonderful this plan is... With or without her shoes on.

9. Re-hire the Chief of Police from the most racially divisive era in recent Tulsa history.. (To say nothing about pissing off two very influential City Councilors...

10. Just tell the Citizens what you think they need to know.

[Wrinkle]

3b. ...on the site proposed to be destroyed.

[Double A]

quote:Originally posted by Wrinkle

3b. ...on the site proposed to be destroyed.

Good call. That was a fun concert(Yes, I went). The Chamber should start holding free concerts like that regularly at the amphitheater so the Chamber Youth will stop whining.