Tulsa Now: The Movie

[LisaPeace]

quote: I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem *may* have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being *crushed* by a *dwarf*. Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object.  

[LisaPeace]

Crap, too late.  Boo beat me to it.

[booWorld]

quote:"I'm retired, actually."
"Aren't you a little young to be retired?"
"No, dwarves retire early. Common fact."
"Yeah, lazy dwarves."

[Neptune]

quote:Gimli: I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox
Haldir: The dwarf breathes so loud, we could have shot him in the dark.

[booWorld]

quote:"Honey, I'm thinking of switching to the mock turtleneck?"
"Is that not breathing?"
"Well, it's breathing now, but it'll be hot down there. I could go with the lambswool, but then again, you'll see a lot of khaki down there and this merlot looks good with the gray."

[LisaPeace]

quote: No, if anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving. I am NOT drinking any f@$#ing Merlot!  

[Neptune]

quote:(Bluto): My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
(Otter): Better listen to him, Flounder. He's pre-med.

[booWorld]

quote:I'll admit I may have seen better days, but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail, like a salted peanut.

[Conan71]

quote:Git yer footlong and a bag of nuts!"

[LisaPeace]

quote: Franks and beans!!!

[Neptune]

quote:Hello, I'm Dr. Bean. Apparently. And my job is to sit and look at paintings. So, what have I learned that I can say about this painting? Well, firstly, it's quite big, which is excellent. If it were very small, microscopic, then hardly anyone would be able to see it. Which would be a shame. Secondly, and I'm getting quite near the end of this... analysis, secondly, why was it worth this man spending fifty million of your American dollars? And the answer to that is, that it's a picture of Whistler's mother. And as I've learned, staying with my best friend David Langley and his family, families are very important. Even though Mr. Whistler was obviously aware that his mother was a hideous old bat who looked like she'd had a cactus lodged up her backside, he stuck with her, and even took the time to paint this amazing picture of her. And that's marvellous. It's not just a painting. It's a picture of a mad old cow who he thought the world of. Well that's what I think.

[booWorld]

quote: Ma? Ya on uppers?

[sgrizzle]

quote:Originally posted by booWorld

quote: Ma? Ya on uppers?

YOU watched requiem?

[booWorld]

quote:Originally posted by sgrizzle


YOU watched requiem?

Yes, and Pi too.  As crazy as it might seem to you, I've seen many of the films posted here.

After the TMAPC decided that it was so necessary to down-zone my property to a suburban density against my wishes, I adopted a more suburban lifestyle:

- Walk to work less.

- Drive to work in a car by myself more.

- At 5pm, roar in a car by myself from work to my detached single-family dwelling unit, set back the proper distances from all surrounding streets and other structures as defined and determined by the TMAPC staffers at INCOG.

- Go directly from my car (properly parked on a dust-free all-weather surface of course) to the detached single family dwelling unit.

- Rush to the TV to view a movie by Aronofsky or someone else.  

With the TMAPC's unsolicited assistance, it's possible to live a very suburban existence in the heart of Tulsa.  The TMAPC's plan for detachment and sprawl has been fulfilled, at least in my case.

[sgrizzle]

quote:Originally posted by booWorld

quote:Originally posted by sgrizzle


YOU watched requiem?

Yes, and Pi too.  As crazy as it might seem to you, I've seen many of the films posted here.

After the TMAPC decided that it was so necessary to down-zone my property to a suburban density against my wishes, I adopted a more suburban lifestyle:

- Walk to work less.

- Drive to work in a car by myself more.

- At 5pm, roar in a car by myself from work to my detached single-family dwelling unit, set back the proper distances from all surrounding streets and other structures as defined and determined by the TMAPC staffers at INCOG.

- Go directly from my car (properly parked on a dust-free all-weather surface of course) to the detached single family dwelling unit.

- Rush to the TV to view a movie by Aronofsky or someone else.  

With the TMAPC's unsolicited assistance, it's possible to live a very suburban existence in the heart of Tulsa.  The TMAPC's plan for detachment and sprawl has been fulfilled, at least in my case.

All of the above sounds crazy.

And I've never fully trusted my refrigerator since Requiem.