You might be a liberal if...

[RecycleMichael]

I like the idea of each of us listing our campaign agins and fers...

I am against...
The DH in baseball
Mean people
Styrofoam
McMansions
Rice cakes
Columbus Day
Illegal signs
Battery-powered toys
Under-cooked chicken
Shoes

I am for...
World Peace
Sausage biscuits
The internet
Hippy chicks
Top soil
Solar system
Green Bay Packers
Trees
Washable markers
Meerkats

[jamesrage]

quote:Originally posted by rwarn17588

God, that list is hilarious. Just when you think james can't become more of a self-parody, he ups the ante.

Against: "immigrants running for president." Are there any? Last I checked, all of the folks running for president are American-born, as required by the Constitution.

Against: "off-shore tax havens." You'll p*ss off a lot of rich Republicans. []

Against: "granting citizenship to children of illegals who are born here." I guess ol' james is against the explicit text of the 14th Amendment that grants citizenship to kids born on American soil.

Against: "race-based congressional caucuses." I guess ol' james doesn't care about the Constitutional right to freedom of association.

For: "nationwide AMBER alert system for missing kids." Well, duh. I don't know ANYONE against a system that tries to find kidnapped children. Do you?

For: "legal immigration." Again, I don't know ANYONE who's against legal immigration. Do you?

For: "english only." Of course, james is one of many who scream "English only!" who are not well-versed in the language they claim to be defending. Bone up on your capitalization, spelling and punctuation, james, and you might be in a better position to make your arguments. But I'm not holding my breath this will occur.

Thanks, james. You're always good for a laugh.

[}:)]

I am sure as a parody of a liberal dude who pretends to be a moderate you must have a list of reason why you are voting for the candidate you are voting for.

[rwarn17588]

Yes, I do have sort of a list, james.

Unlike yours, my items on the list actually make some sort of logical sense.

And as a registered independent voter, I'm many months from having to make a decision.

And I've noticed you used the same insult twice. Is that the only weapon in your battle-of-wits arsenal?

[sgrizzle]

quote:Originally posted by rwarn17588


And as a registered independent voter, I'm many months from having to make a decision.

I'll go ahead and setup your choices:

[Rico]

quote:Originally posted by sgrizzle

quote:Originally posted by rwarn17588


And as a registered independent voter, I'm many months from having to make a decision.

I'll go ahead and setup your choices:

I'll take door number three.

[Double A]

quote:Originally posted by Rico

quote:Originally posted by sgrizzle

quote:Originally posted by rwarn17588


And as a registered independent voter, I'm many months from having to make a decision.

I'll go ahead and setup your choices:

I'll take door number three.

Door #3 sounds good to me.