I am a football god

[RecycleMichael]

I won the 2007 TulsaNow fantasy football championship. The others had no chance against my powerhouse team.

I am also in third place out of almost 600 players in the KFAQ football pick'em game. I think one of the reasons that Chris Medlock hates me is that he is a host on that station and is in 389th place. I am also in 53rd place nationally out of almost 20,000 pickers.

I don't know much about college or high school football, but on the NFL, I know everything. I can tell you the average jersey number of the starting lineup for any team in the playoffs, who bunks with whom on the road, and can identify all the referee motions for any penalty (some of which haven't even been invented yet).