Smiling Bob...Not so much anymore

[guido911]

Any Enzyte fans out there:

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gk4wBhEIdtWWF7hvr9C3Jl7pZ1XQD8UVNMKG0

[waterboy]

I never trusted Bob or his product. His claims seemed...inflated.

[danno]

Penal fraud. Haha.

[mr.jaynes]

Hugely inappropriate, but I agree!

[Ed W]

Sadly, Smilin' Bob was sentenced to a state correctional facility after being convicted as an accomplice to the fraud perpetrated by Enzyte.  He made a daring daytime escape by pole-vaulting over the prison fence.  Prison official are unable to explain how Bob was able to obtain such an exceptionally long pole or where he managed to conceal it.

(I've had waaaay too much coffee today!)

[mr.jaynes]

quote:Originally posted by Ed W

Sadly, Smilin' Bob was sentenced to a state correctional facility after being convicted as an accomplice to the fraud perpetrated by Enzyte.  He made a daring daytime escape by pole-vaulting over the prison fence.  Prison official are unable to explain how Bob was able to obtain such an exceptionally long pole or where he managed to conceal it.

(I've had waaaay too much coffee today!)

Evenso, the authorities met with stiff resistance in finding out how he did it, so it's hard to say right now.