really cool house for sale

[Kashmir]

When I was a Realtor for a couple years, I experienced the following:

1.  Buyer near fainting and backing out of deal AT CLOSING  
2.  Buyer going into hypoglycemic shock and needing rapid supply of Dr. Pepper, almost backing out...
3.  Buyer getting bluff called by soon to be ex wife, wanting to back out...
4.  Old dude who bugged me constantly about house being sold  freaking out at table about "losing the homestead" and wanting to back out...
All did close, but I never counted on anything until the check was cashed.