Can RecycleMichael be President?

[Cubs]

God I hope not

[RecycleMichael]

Thanks for caring.

[sgrizzle]

Group hug!

[Friendly Bear]

quote:Originally posted by sgrizzle

Group hug!

I'd vote for him (over Hitlery Rotten Clinton, Barry Hussein Obama, or John "Bomb-Bomb-Iran" McCain).

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[RecycleMichael]

I am not running for political office. I prefer to be appointed.

I am hoping for something with a good title...I have always liked Section Head, Minority Whip and Offensive Coordinator.

I am especially qualified for the last one. I can be very offensive.

[Friendly Bear]

quote:Originally posted by RecycleMichael

I am not running for political office. I prefer to be appointed.

I am hoping for something with a good title...I have always liked Section Head, Minority Whip and Offensive Coordinator.

I am especially qualified for the last one. I can be very offensive.

You have a SECOND to that nomination.

[sgrizzle]

I want to be the President of Calendars..

[waterboy]

quote:Originally posted by Cubs

God I hope not

Look up some scripture related to "hope" and "hate". Addressing God in a forum may just be blasphemous at worst and useless at best. Then try using punctuation. Or go back into hibernation (like most of the other evangelical conservatives in the next election).

Michael for Minister of Global Warming!

[RecycleMichael]

If elected, I promise to make waterboy the Admiral of the Tulsa Navy, cannon fodder the general in charge of artillery, rwarn head of civil defense, breadburner the head chef, and conan71 my personal barber (ian).

Bears and cubs will be caged, but taught painting by the artist. I plan to provide hats for my kingdom made by brunoflipper and dine every night on steaks provided by sgrizzle and wings sent in by chicken little.

[cannon_fodder]

quote:Originally posted by RecycleMichael

I am not running for political office. I prefer to be appointed.

When Hilldog is elected and Conan, Sq and I take over the country in armed rebellion we'll appoint you to something nice.   We'll need a manager for Yucca Mountain for starters.  Actually, I plan on kill them off and appointing myself "his imperial majesty the duly elected presidential non-dictator for life."  If you help, I'll hook you up fat.

Oh, and don't tell the feds about our plans.  Or those other two about my super plan. []

[waterboy]

I prefer Commander of the Inland Seas. CF, you'll need some help in commandeering the Navigation Channel and the Mississippi. I'm there for you comrad...er..brother.

[Friendly Bear]

quote:Originally posted by cannon_fodder

quote:Originally posted by RecycleMichael

I am not running for political office. I prefer to be appointed.

When Hilldog is elected and Conan, Sq and I take over the country in armed rebellion we'll appoint you to something nice.   We'll need a manager for Yucca Mountain for starters.  Actually, I plan on kill them off and appointing myself "his imperial majesty the duly elected presidential non-dictator for life."  If you help, I'll hook you up fat.

Oh, and don't tell the feds about our plans.  Or those other two about my super plan. []

Attention MH 2010:  Calling all Cars!

Terrorist threat uttered on TulsaNow.org forum by CannonFodder.

Suspect to be arrested, executed, THEN tried by Gitmo Military Tribunal.

Calling all 800 TPD cars.  

Come back ASAP from commuting to Owasso, Sapulpa, Broken Arrow, Jenks, Glenpool, Mannford, Sand Springs, Bixby and other points, south, north, east and south.

It's only burning an extra $1.1 million in city operating fund taxpayer dollars per year, plus $4-5 million per year in Itty-Bitty Third Penny Sales Tax capital expenditures for new police cars.  

But, as a Tulsan, I feel sOOOOOOOO much safer knowing that those incorporated towns have a TPD car parked in their suburban driveways.

It's a REGIONAL vision, but so costly of Tulsa Taxpayer dollars.

Hurry back ASAP.  

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[cannon_fodder]

FB, calm down and don't report me.  I'll let you be my propaganda Minster of Truth.

Waterboy, the inland seas are yours.  I was thinking a more appropriate title would be "Minister in Charge of Water Quality, Distribution and Commander of Inland Seas."  That way we can use water distribution to "persuade" people to come around to out point of view.

Damn I'm going to make a fine president.

[Friendly Bear]

quote:Originally posted by cannon_fodder

FB, calm down and don't report me.  I'll let you be my propaganda Minster of Truth.

Waterboy, the inland seas are yours.  I was thinking a more appropriate title would be "Minister in Charge of Water Quality, Distribution and Commander of Inland Seas."  That way we can use water distribution to "persuade" people to come around to out point of view.

Damn I'm going to make a fine president.

Oops, sorry.  Only the Lorton's World controls our local Ministry of Truth.

And, yes it definitely takes a Regional Vision to allow our Tulsa Metropolitan Utility Authority policy to subsidize with clean, CHEAP, fresh water the growth of our suburban incorporated suburbs like Bixby and Owasso.

[sgrizzle]

If I'm elected, I promise to find a way to trigger the San Andres fault and send California into the ocean.

If anyone else can come up with a single act that would have a more positive effect on the U.S., I'd like to hear it.