Can RecycleMichael be President?

[Friendly Bear]

quote:Originally posted by sgrizzle

If I'm elected, I promise to find a way to trigger the San Andres fault and send California into the ocean.

If anyone else can come up with a single act that would have a more positive effect on the U.S., I'd like to hear it.

Al Queda discovers "K" Street shortly after discovering nuclear fission?

[Gaspar]

I would like to be in charge of the Department of Redundancy Department.

[Gaspar]

I would like to be in charge of the Department of Redundancy Department.

[waterboy]

quote:Originally posted by cannon_fodder

FB, calm down and don't report me.  I'll let you be my propaganda Minster of Truth.

Waterboy, the inland seas are yours.  I was thinking a more appropriate title would be "Minister in Charge of Water Quality, Distribution and Commander of Inland Seas."  That way we can use water distribution to "persuade" people to come around to out point of view.

Damn I'm going to make a fine president.

As you wish, my leader. Shall we use water distribution persuasion on Owasso first FB?

[cannon_fodder]

quote:Originally posted by Gaspar

I would like to be in charge of the Department of Redundancy Department.

Done and done.  With the goodness of double the budget goodness.

[Friendly Bear]

quote:Originally posted by waterboy

quote:Originally posted by cannon_fodder

FB, calm down and don't report me.  I'll let you be my propaganda Minster of Truth.

Waterboy, the inland seas are yours.  I was thinking a more appropriate title would be "Minister in Charge of Water Quality, Distribution and Commander of Inland Seas."  That way we can use water distribution to "persuade" people to come around to out point of view.

Damn I'm going to make a fine president.

As you wish, my leader. Shall we use water distribution persuasion on Owasso first FB?

I'd use a gentler version of Water-Boarding (pun intended at TMUA embarrassment).

I think with some repeated, judicious softening up exercises, we could get both Bixby and Owasso to re-open their 40 year, low-cost water contracts, and get those low, low water rates renegotiated, UPWARDS.

How?

Easy.

Answer:  

Problems at the pumping station, again.  (Using the patented ploy of the California Energy Pirates, like Enron, Mirant, Williams, et al used to soften up the California rate payers for a BIG electricity rate hike).  

Sorry, no water for Bixby/Owasso during the Morning Rush hour.....AGAIN.

We're AWFULLY sorry.  

Really.

Sorry, Mssrs. Mayors of Bixby/Owasso, we're definitely working on the problem.  

Just can't seem to run it down.

Sorry, our water pump to Owasso/Bixby may be down again, tomorrow, too.  Better bathe tonite.  And, do your laundry.  And water your yard.  Wash you car.  And.....

Next, we'll suddently discover corrosion in the main water line.  Have to be offline for 3 months.  (Using the patented BP/ARCO Alaska pipeline ploy to temporarily reduce the supply of oil, and get the price of oil WAY UP).

Sorry, Owasso & Bixby.  We're working on fixing the problem.

GET IT?

They'll be begging to sign when I'm through WaterBoarding them.

[}:)]

[RecycleMichael]

I have decided to suspend my campaign for the President of the United States in order to spend more time with my family.

Since I am no longer running for political office, I am free to speak the truth. In reality, my campaign was going poorly. I was unable to get people to give me money, my positions on the key issues were roundly seen as stupid, and the only endorsements I was able to win were from the local rodeo clown association and the teachers from my daughter's kindergarden class.

I wish to thanks the tens of people who came to my rallies and to my wife who purchased the day-old honey buns that we made a vital point of feeding the hungry. To each of you, I promise to continue to focus on the issues, at least in the slow times when I am in the woods looking for my lost golf balls.

I hope that the remaining candidates will seek my endorsement. It is now available on Ebay and may the high bidder be the President that this country needs.

[Friendly Bear]

quote:Originally posted by RecycleMichael

I have decided to suspend my campaign for the President of the United States in order to spend more time with my family.

Since I am no longer running for political office, I am free to speak the truth. In reality, my campaign was going poorly. I was unable to get people to give me money, my positions on the key issues were roundly seen as stupid, and the only endorsements I was able to win were from the local rodeo clown association and the teachers from my daughter's kindergarden class.

I wish to thanks the tens of people who came to my rallies and to my wife who purchased the day-old honey buns that we made a vital point of feeding the hungry. To each of you, I promise to continue to focus on the issues, at least in the slow times when I am in the woods looking for my lost golf balls.

I hope that the remaining candidates will seek my endorsement. It is now available on Ebay and may the high bidder be the President that this country needs.

I'm starting a DRAFT RecycleMichael Movement at EACH of the conventions!

For an Environmentally Friendly Administration!

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[sgrizzle]

quote:Originally posted by Friendly Bear

quote:Originally posted by RecycleMichael

I have decided to suspend my campaign for the President of the United States in order to spend more time with my family.

Since I am no longer running for political office, I am free to speak the truth. In reality, my campaign was going poorly. I was unable to get people to give me money, my positions on the key issues were roundly seen as stupid, and the only endorsements I was able to win were from the local rodeo clown association and the teachers from my daughter's kindergarden class.

I wish to thanks the tens of people who came to my rallies and to my wife who purchased the day-old honey buns that we made a vital point of feeding the hungry. To each of you, I promise to continue to focus on the issues, at least in the slow times when I am in the woods looking for my lost golf balls.

I hope that the remaining candidates will seek my endorsement. It is now available on Ebay and may the high bidder be the President that this country needs.

I'm starting a DRAFT RecycleMichael Movement at EACH of the conventions!

For an Environmentally Friendly Administration!

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The Republicans are already using a recycled candidate.

[waterboy]

I'm crushed and intend to retract from politics and coups d'etats altogether. Mostly I'm just po'd because I already bought the boats....

[Friendly Bear]

quote:Originally posted by waterboy

I'm crushed and intend to retract from politics and coups d'etats altogether. Mostly I'm just po'd because I already bought the boats....

I'm still available to renegotiate those adverse. 40-year Sweetheart Deal TMUA water contracts with Bixby & Jenks.

[RecycleMichael]

Try to stay on topic Bear.

No one in this thread cares about how Tulsa sells water to the suburbs.

[cannon_fodder]

quote:Originally posted by RecycleMichael

Try to stay on topic Bear.

No one in this thread cares about how Tulsa sells water to the suburbs.

That'd be the domain of the Commander of the Inland Water anyway.

[Friendly Bear]

quote:Originally posted by RecycleMichael

Try to stay on topic Bear.

No one in this thread cares about how Tulsa sells water to the suburbs.

It seems that two of this Forum's City Father's do care.

CannonFodder first posited in this topic:

"That way we can use water distribution to "persuade" people to come around to out point of view".

Which I then replied to.

Followed by Waterboy's missive:

"Shall we use water distribution persuasion on Owasso first FB?"  

From which I RESPONDED with my own version of WATERBOARDING (TMUA pun intended).

Suggest that you Chastise the illustrious forum City Fathers before slashing at a harmless City Bear poster.....


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[RecycleMichael]

I must be all wet.

I stand (actually sit while I type) corrected.