And you thought you were having a bad day....

[TUalum0982]

A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.


from foxnews.com

[grahambino]

strange, after reading that i am still having a bad day.
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[TUalum0982]

quote:Originally posted by grahambino

strange, after reading that i am still having a bad day.
[!]

well also after reading foxnews there seems to be some nice topless photos of "the hills" star Audrina Partridge floating around.  Check out www.foxnews.com for more info.  They had a link.

Maybe that will brighten your day, or the nice 65 degree weather! its gorgeous outside.

[Gaspar]

quote:Originally posted by TUalum0982

A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.


from foxnews.com

Oh no!  here come the puns!

[sgrizzle]

I'm just hearing Bob Barker/Drew Carey saying "what've we got for them Rich?"

"IT"S A BRAND NEW ANUS!!" [applause]

[Townsend]

Did they plug the old one up or does she have an over/under...side by side?

[Gaspar]

quote:Originally posted by Townsend

Did they plug the old one up or does she have an over/under...side by side?

Can you imagine?

Passing gas would sound like a choir.

[Townsend]

quote:Originally posted by Gaspar

quote:Originally posted by Townsend

Did they plug the old one up or does she have an over/under...side by side?

Can you imagine?

Passing gas would sound like a choir.

Jumping Jiminy on a cracker...you could play it like a flute.