We're great...you suck!

[waterboy]

Is it just me or does it seem like there is a lot of deja-vu going on lately?  How about we just pre-print this and people can fill it out and e-mail it back to save everyone's time. We can then add up the results and make the definitive decision on who and what really is crappy, and really sucks by popular vote. Classify this as (tongue in cheek humor)

Our (town,city,state,country,sports team) is great, yours sucks.

Our(town,city,state,country) schools are great, your schools suck.

Our(town,city,state,country,neighborhood) is growing like wildfire cause living in our(town,city,state,country,neighborhood) is wholesome, and well planned but (yours) is dying in a hail of gunfire from unchecked crime.

Your crappy (river, downtown, suburbs, shopping) is (smelly, big box, dilletante, lower income, poorly designed) but ours is (pristine, growing, relevant, exciting).

Our (religion, saviour, icons, myths, places of worship) are the real answer to (crime, poverty, war, abuse, discrimination, capital formation) while yours is (stupid, misguided, mythical, a waste of time, anti-American).

My political party, (democrat, republican, independent, green, libertarian) is (respectful, works for the common man, favors business, loves freedom, has the answers,) and is (moderate, represents decent values) yours is controlled by (right wing, liberal, extremist, pointy headed, neaderthal) puke trash and of course, sucks.

This (war, battle for freedom, terrorist counter attack, murderous crusade, jihad) is (necessary for our way of life, a tragic waste of life, payback, a Halliburton scheme, a battle for oil, a godly mission) and is being promulgated by (a stooge, a brilliant strategist, a goofy liar, a group of power hungry neo-cons, bible prophecy, capitalists) and anyone who disagrees...sucks.

Other possible subjects: mayor, council, re-call, zoning, the arena, the river.