McNellies - Whyyyyyy?

[Hoss]

I know everybody's probably seen/heard this a hundred times, but it's still funny as hell.

I had a friend who did something similar to this to telemarketers, but not quite on the same scale.  He would just ask them random questions as the asked him theirs.  I found it quite amusing.  But this one is the greatest evar!

[Breadburner]

I ask them for money first.....

[carltonplace]

WHHYYYYYY!!??

[Cherish]

WHHYYYYYY!!??

LOL Good ole Futurama!

[cannon_fodder]

Saw a guy with an California plate stopped at a gas station, note: stopped at a gas station, with his hood up and a signed propped in it that says "OUT OF GAS, NEED HELP.  GOD BLESS YOU."

You ran out of gas AT a gas station? And a busy QT store too.  How lucky are you?

But wait, why were you driving from California to somewhere without gas money?  How stupid are you?

And why are you sitting on your car smoking a cig and sipping on that Icee?  I'll give you a gallon of gas for each gallon you use mowing my damn yard.