Out In The Woods?

[FOTD]

And now comes this:

Tiger Woods and Steroids: Dr. Anthony Galea probed by FBI, charges to come

http://www.examiner.com/x-17800-Raleigh-Headlines-Examiner~y2009m12d15-Tiger-Woods-and-Steroids--Dr-Anthony-Galea-probed-by-FBI-charges-to-come

That knee injury was not from golf.....and down goes Tiger, down goes Tiger.

The economic impact loss due to his hubris is HUGE! (like over $200,000,000)

Too bad Tiger....no mulligans in the game of life either...

Dysfunctional American super star.....

[dbacks fan]

http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html

[Conan71]

From Facebook:

Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
She wielded a three iron and wasn't too merry,
Cause a bimbo's phone number was in his Blackberry.
He'd been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.... See More
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
He'd been cheatin' with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger's sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
Despite all his cryin' and beggin' and pleadin',
Tiger's wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden.
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
"If you're gettin' laid then I'm gettin' paid."
She's not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.

[Hoss]

Co worker sent this out to me with the title of:

"This is exactly how Tiger's life unraveled".

http://www.funnieststuff.net/viewmovie.php?id=976

[USRufnex]

Updated: December 14, 2009, 10:14 AM ET
Accenture cuts Woods as sponsor
http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4739219

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I once knew a guy in Chicago who worked for "Accenture"...... except he really worked for Arthur Andersen, the accountants who enabled Enron-- except this was Andersen Consulting, not to be confused with the "bad" Andersens.... business cards changed names from Andersen to Accenture..... of course, don't argue about any connections between Andersen Consulting and Arthur Andersen and Accenture, since Accenture has lawyers and they can prove that they were a "separate legal entity" from Arthur Andersen........

Confused yet?  Good.  That means Accenture's publicists and lawyers are doing a most excellent job.

 

Maybe Tiger Woods can change his name, like Arthur Andersen changed to Ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack.... oh wait, they didn't do that at all.... oh god.... please don't sue......

I hear Will Smith is a nice name.... maybe Tiger can claim he originally had that name in 1989.... kinda like Arthur Andersssss.... noooooo, not the tire iron, my soccer leg.......aaaaaaarrrrgh...... so, Accenture it is, nothing to see here....  

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