Good place to go skinny dip

[Breadburner]

PIG!
Good god how inappropriate.

hAH...Does Fauxtard like lipstick on his pigs......

[heironymouspasparagus]

You guys may have fallen into a trap with the assumption this person is female!
(Wishful thinking??)

Could just as easily be a guy.
(Profile of second posting shows guys name.  Must be pretty sensitive to react so.)

[dbacks fan]

No offense tulsa1234, but no one in their right mind would make their first post on a public board "wheres a good place to skinny dip" and then be upset at the responses.

[Hoss]

No offense tulsa1234, but no one in their right mind would make their first post on a public board "wheres a good place to skinny dip" and then be upset at the responses.

Methinks we have unearthed a....

[Breadburner]

You guys may have fallen into a trap with the assumption this person is female!
(Wishful thinking??)

Could just as easily be a guy.
(Profile of second posting shows guys name.  Must be pretty sensitive to react so.)

Nobody has fallen into anything....cept you maybe...

[guido911]

Shut up fartknocker.

How's that for equal treatment?

(just kidding...)

[Gaspar]

You guys may have fallen into a trap with the assumption this person is female!
(Wishful thinking??)

Could just as easily be a guy.
(Profile of second posting shows guys name.  Must be pretty sensitive to react so.)

Or a tranny or perhaps some half human half elk hybrid.

I hope we didn't offend it.

"Come back elkman. . .we're sorry"

[DolfanBob]

Is it just me or was I like Twelve when I wanted to skinny dip ?
Plus, I skinny dip every day. Uhh...a bathtub counts doesnt it ?

[Red Arrow]

With Oklahoma's obesity problem, maybe it's not skinny dip but overweight dip.   

[nathanm]

Methinks we have unearthed a....

Is my memory failing me, or is that from Slashdot?

[dbacks fan]

With Oklahoma's obesity problem, maybe it's not skinny dip but overweight dip.  

In that case it would be "Naked Belly dipping" or "Naked Belly Flopping"  

[heironymouspasparagus]

Skinny dip is just one of those fantasy things that everyone (well, most anyway) like to dream about, but most won't ever do.  I won't be doing it again anytime soon.  It would just be too horrifying...

[DolfanBob]

Makes me think of Blacks beach in California. Secluded and very hard to get to because of the small trail and steep ravine you have to walk down to get there.
And once there you realise there are no playboy models or chippendale dancers frolicking at the beach.
Just a bunch of beached human whales and people you really wouldnt want to know anyway. I guess its all about the fantasy.

[heironymouspasparagus]

Yep, it's just ugly old fat farts like me most of the time.  And who wants to see that?  I certainly don't.

[PonderInc]

When I was in college, a lot of skinny dipping took place.  In swimming pools, lakes, rivers, farm ponds, water towers... (I wasn't there for that last one, but I believe the stories...) ...basically anywhere water pooled deep enough for a swim.

Ah...memories...