Fleischer: Palin Hasn't Got a Chance

[Townsend]

Bachman was the less talented member of Apollonia 6.

Prince sang her brains out apparently.

[Conan71]

Agreed.

I thought this one was a hoot:

"Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas."

Might ask NASA and the crew of Apollo 13 if CO2 isn't harmful.  I'm guessin' they'll have a bit of an argument with Rep. Bachmann.

That's why she's so well-suited for politics.  Facts and reality are like kryptonite to her.

[Red Arrow]

The crew of Apollo 1 would probably say Oxygen is hazardous if they were still alive.

How about the infamous DiHydrogen Monoxide?  No one's brought it up for a while.  It wreaked some real havoc in Japan recently.

Sodium Chloride, raises a lot of peoples' blood pressure and makes many more really thirsty.  I've been told by a Professor of Biology that by government standards it could be proven to cause cancer with a few tests.

Carbon Dioxide can be used to put out fires, yours if you're not careful. It can also be used to cool Marshall's beer.

[Hoss]

The crew of Apollo 1 would probably say Oxygen is hazardous if they were still alive.

How about the infamous DiHydrogen Monoxide?  No one's brought it up for a while.  It wreaked some real havoc in Japan recently.

Sodium Chloride, raises a lot of peoples' blood pressure and makes many more really thirsty.  I've been told by a Professor of Biology that by government standards it could be proven to cause cancer with a few tests.

Carbon Dioxide can be used to put out fires, yours if you're not careful. It can also be used to cool Marshall's beer.

Pure oxygen sure...just stop trying to smoke around that pure oxygen.

Pesky pure oxygen fire hazard...

[Red Arrow]

Pure oxygen sure...just stop trying to smoke around that pure oxygen.

Pesky pure oxygen fire hazard...

I quit smoking years ago.  People kept assuming I was on fire and dousing me with buckets of water.   

[Hoss]

I quit smoking years ago.  People kept assuming I was on fire and dousing me with buckets of water.   

That damned old dihydromonoxide..