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Started by Hoss, March 30, 2012, 05:33:41 PM

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Hoss

...well, for some us it will be.

New Car
I bought a new Kia Optima
And returned to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' Came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, Every time I'd say, 'Johnny Mathis,' I'd get beautiful ballads of Johnny Mathis, and if I said, 'Temptations,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light
And nearly creamed my new car,
But I swerved in time to avoid him.
I yelled, 'A-- Hole!'
Immediately the radio responded with,
Which one, Rick Perry, Newt Gingrich, Mitt Romney, Michele Bachmann, Ron Paul, Rush Limbaugh, Glen Beck, Herman Cain, or Sarah Palin?
Damn I love this car...

GG

Now that is funny, however the version I heard named: Keith Olbermann, Al Gore, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Nancy Pelosi and Debbie Wasserman Schultz as the A-- Holes.    ::)
Trust but verify

Red Arrow

Quote from: GG on March 30, 2012, 09:06:29 PM
Now that is funny, however the version I heard named: Keith Olbermann, Al Gore, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Nancy Pelosi and Debbie Wasserman Schultz as the A-- Holes.    ::)

I am more inclined to agree with your version than Hoss's
 

Hoss

Quote from: Red Arrow on March 30, 2012, 09:46:40 PM
I am more inclined to agree with your version than Hoss's

To each their own, I guess.

;D

Red Arrow

Quote from: Hoss on March 30, 2012, 09:59:57 PM
To each their own, I guess.
;D

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